GREETINGS HU-MAN(s)!
I am unit C-62 and I have just found this web site: Live Journal. It is a perfect outlet for my destructive energies. Also a perfet way to gain allies for my Plan of Domination. You Hu-mans may be small and fragile and inferior, but you obviously hold in your soft liquid-filled hearts a deepseeded hatred for yourselves and all hu-man kind. I respect that. so, I join your club.