all together now

I haven't written much, but I think I'll try to organize it all in one (gasp!) public post, esp. considering that my memories are v. wonky these days. A few of these links point to vigorleancult, which is a locked journal.

The very first fanfiction I wrote was pre-internet, and it was about the smurfs, and it was porntastic. Sadly, I don't have it anymore.

The first fic that made it online was a Harry Potter story. I was a pioneer of HP fic at nifty--I was even told it wouldn't be posted, but then it showed up six months later. Behold! My fic at Nifty:
http://eu.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/harry-potter-and-the-giant-sea-bass
The e-mail addy on there doesn't work anymore. I have a sequel to this, which I will post somewhere, but you have to PROMISE to comment if you ask for it. I had it posted on some Harry Draco community forever and nobody said a damn thing, so I took it down. Sequel (H/D) here, and its Snarry follow up here. (You know what, I just deleted the snarry chp due to THE HORROR. I mean, I started this story like 7 years ago! I am no longer that person. So, I declare the Giant Sea Bass Universe d.e.a.d.)

Next was the Vigorli problem. It started with the Depilatory Odyssey, a seven part series posted in three entries that can be found in the November 30, 2004 edition of the vigorleancult. This fic has been recced by Darcy on a_novel_idear AND she made a FANTASTIC BANNER for it, which I have posted on the fic pages. I actually wrote an 8th one. I want to say I don't know why, but it was for mrs_jack_turner & anglicandoorway. Enjoy.

I followed this with a series of paraphilia stories.
Parthenophilia 1
Parthenophilia 2
Somnophilia
Autonepiophilia

Then I veered into the dubious realm of King Baldwin slash. I'm going to hell. But I'll go happy, and hope to see you there. I give you...the Lepic. AND the Baldwin Porn Bus, complete with snazzy graphic. The Lepic is now hosted on its own journal, the_lepic, so feel free to friend it for updates.

Can You Feel This? (Baldwin/Balian) 1 2 3 4

& its sequel, Permanent Happiness (Baldwin/Balian & Baldwin/Tiberias) 1 2 3 4

The Midget Interlude (Tiberias/midget)

& ITS sequel, Light & Shadow (I know, the titles keep getting worse and worse...Baldwin/Balian & B/B/T sandwich): 1 2 3

And that's the end of the lepic.

Then I wrote another KoH story, to ease the post-partum depression after finishing the Lepic. meet Baldwin the Bossy Bottom and Pious!Balian

Next on the leppy!sex parade is the knitting porn. Baldwin/Tiberias. Oh God. 1 2 3 4

And just to round things out, Baldwin/Saladin/pillows/tea/etc.

I wrote a story about Josh Lyman, Berlin drag queen: I like you like this and part zwei

I am also the proud creator and moderator of yoda_gollum, and I blessed the comm with my first little green man porn effort, Swamp Thing, You Make My Heart Sing. Enjoy...and join us!

Everything I've written lately has the subtle aroma of genderfuck. My most recent story returns to my HP roots and embroils Severus Snape and Sirius Black in a genderbendy miasma. You know what, I think this is the best thing I've ever written.

Sexing the Pumpkin: A Love Story

Then sometime later, and yes, previous story firmly remains the best thing I've ever written, I busted out this bit of SNUNICORN^%^#$@%!!!**(&%^$WTF!
It's a Christmas story (BONUS).

Last but not least, legolas_is_mine has created a TEMPLE dedicated to MOI! So go join temple_of_rbr to get ficced even harder!

So, have fun! And thanks for reading!