meg is my hero who makes me latkes on chaunkah.

so there was this one time when meg made me latkes on chanukah and we fed them to eachother:


every cool person owns a rainbow scarf to support gay and lesbian and jewish marriages!


every cool person also owns a pair of j-lo sunglasses and admires themself in the mirror.


this is what happens when you mix the rainbow scarf and the j-lo sunglasses:


this is what happens when you take the j-lo sunglasses and scarf away, the sad emo kid effect:


some people reject me when i try to kiss them. Maybe i should brush my teeth after eating all that noodle koogle next time:


i have a friend: