unfortunately i love him
*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*
being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.
Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.
finally made it home forgive the delay :’D
delicious trinket haul from nashville, thank you so much to everyone who traded with me ^^
michael james way needs to step up his game. idc if he was whoring out in 2005, i need him to get weird for this tour. gerard is moaning, crying, whining, talking about vomiting, saying his please and thank you's to sylvia and the director, frank is kissing the clerk, getting on his knees in front of gerard, sharing the mic with him, ray plays his guitar for the director aka his beautiful femdom, gets on his knees for her, and what does michael do? NOTHING!!!! except spam the same three emotes
mcr is about doing scary violent sexual roleplay with your friends and then skipping around going yayyyyy yay lalala as aftercare
