pandy_panda GG writers on crack again

Gossip Girl gone mad!

 Ok, this has been bugging me for the past couple of days: its this NB and CV thing! Why? Why? do the writers do this to us? It's not right! It's cruel, cruel, cruel. Chair is the ONLY couple on the show. (I also ship Serenate but that doesn't look like it will ever happen). Without Chair there would BE no show. Only Eric and Dorota would hold it together. 
  I will never ship NB : as Russell Brand said in a deleted scene of Forgetting Sarah Marshall "I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and pasted with honey and have wasps unleashed on my own genitals and then have the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi."
I don't have testicles. But oh well. This pretty much sums up my feelings. Also, I just wanted to include that hilarious quote as it made me LOL very hard. 

p.s. My friend doesn't like Chuck Bass! Can you believe this? She says he is ugly ("he looks like a sprout"), gay, and has no fashion sense. But as C said, "don't mock the scarf. It's my signature." And ugly? How does she not melt whenever he comes on screen? My only excuse for her is that she hasn't been watching Season 2 online like me and has not yet viewed episode 13, which is the most epic Chuck episode ever. She WILL eat her words. Ed himself is a little trampy though. And I hate it when Chuck slicks back his hair, it looks better sort of ruffled, somehow making him look thinner. 

p.p.s. Sorry about that little rant. I just had to get it out of my system. I am cheered by these pictures! And I know I'm sad to get so worked up over a TV program, but I'm not alone! I am joined by millions of others. I take heart in this knowledge.