it don't matter no more. wahoo!

nearly shat my pants while riding the train today when i thought the monster fart struggling to escape was just that. thank goodness for butt control i say!

so i found out i'm lactose intolerant from that. and the horrible bloat that plagued me since two nights ago.

haven't purged since sunday. so my parotid glands are poofing up. if someone blew air into the cheek pouches of some hamster, that's what i'd look like. the obsession is somewhat there, but i don't act on them anymore.

am eating a bunch of egg rolls right now. actually more like the entire tin:p i liiiike em muchly.