11 - Stupid butterfly ballots!
So, apparently I am bad at projector anatomy. It's not the shutter that's labeled "ultramittent". It's the intermittent sprocket assembly, and it's called "ultramittent" because it's the ultimate intermittent sprocket assembly*, not because it's fast. So, the second Best Neologism award instead goes to... me, I guess. For interpreting "ultramittent" to be something not stupid! Hooray for me!
*Which is also apparently a lie.
*Which is also apparently a lie.