Inside front cover is blank.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What are you studying there, Jug?
• Keywords:library; reading; teasing

Synopsis:

Betty and Archie tease Jughead for reading "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Electro Magnetic Energy" in the library. Jughead then asks for a copy of Mother Goose and gets tossed from the library for reading aloud, but that leads to a twist at the end.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #206 (July 1972)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Veronica, I hope I didn't just see you looking at Archie's test paper!
• Keywords:school

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #25 (August 1954)

Series of six one-panel and two-panel gags about school.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Today, students, we will take up the fine art of whistling!
• Keywords:whistling

Synopsis:

Jughead reviews the different types of whistles.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #29 (April 1955)

Feature title on blackboard is nearly illegible.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Whoops!
• Keywords:bubble gum machine; soda

Synopsis:

When Veronica spills something on her dress, everyone assumes Betty did it because Veronica could never fail to be neat and clean.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #102 (June 1964)

The title is a take-off on the cleaning product "Mr. Clean."

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• Keywords:record player

Synopsis:

Mr. Lodge reaches his breaking point when Archie decides to see how many hours they can play a "Beatle" (singular) record.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #90 (July 1965)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead, I don't want to see that in your hand!
• Keywords:ice cream bar

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy doesn't want to see Jughead holding an ice cream bar in his hand, so Jughead comes up with a creative way around the problem.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Tiny powder puffs...soft as a baby's cheek!

Synopsis:

Betty and Archie are marveling at the wonder of winter while the local children pelt them with snowballs.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #181 (January 1971)

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I told you we shouldn't have come in here, Jughead!
• Keywords:check; restaurant

Synopsis:

Archie and Jughead don't have enough money to pay for their meal.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Betty! He's darling! Wherever did you get him?

Synopsis:

Betty wins a lamb in a raffle and brings him to school to keep from getting lonely. Mr. Weatherbee is not amused.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #103 (July 1964)

credits from reprint.

• Genre:teen

Synopsis:

Navigate through the turkey maze to reach the wishbone.

Reprints (1)

• from Betty and Me (Archie, 1965 series) #104 (August 1979)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Buck Bucklin! You never came to our dances before!
• Keywords:country music; dancing

Synopsis:

Buck Bucklin comes to a dance when they play country-western music, but his foot-stomping dancing is hard on his girl's feet.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:adventure; humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:We made it to the bank in time, Ronnie!
• Keywords:bank robbery; fire; paralysis gas

Synopsis:

Archie asks himself "What would James Bond do?" when he goes up against Dr. Demon, a diabolical supervillain whose henchmen use paralysis gas to steal the school's money.

Reprints (1)

• from Life with Archie (Archie, 1958 series) #36 (April 1965)

Original had "Life with Archie" logo.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Could you repair my boot? It has a hole in it!
• Keywords:boot; leather; repair

Synopsis:

Jughead tries to get his boot repaired.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:humor; superhero; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead as Captain Hero
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Watch it, Sergeant Smith! Don't hit Jughead! The diamonds that fiend stole are insured!

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead as Captain Hero (Archie, 1966 series) #2 (December 1966)

Story in 2 parts: Part I (5 pp., not listed as Part I) and Part II (5 pp.).

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Paint Heard Lever Ton Hair Lazy

Synopsis:

Word puzzles, tongue-twister, which circle has the most dots?, and Veronica's Doodles.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Annual (Archie, 1950 series) #8 (1956-1957)
• from ?

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Now, Jughead, is there anyone behind you?

Synopsis:

Jughead is taking driving lessons.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; animal; teen

• Feature Logo:Hot Dog
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead's lucky to have you, Hot Dog! I wish Archie was my pet and he'd sit still and let me scratch behind his ears!

Synopsis:

Wanting to help Betty get Archie, Hot Dog gets Jughead away from Archie, only to find that Archie has gone off with Veronica instead. Hot Dog then tries to break up Archie and Veronica.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #181 (June 1970)

Credits confirmed by credits printed in Jughead's Double Digest (Archie, 1989 series) #184.

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:How do you like my new dress, Betty? It's just off the plane from Paris!

Synopsis:

Jughead tells Veronica that Archie is out with the new exchange student.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Pal Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Golly! I can't recall when!
• Keywords:delayed reaction; jokes; smile

Synopsis:

Archie and Reggie try to make Jughead smile.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #36 (June 1956) [titled "Smile."]

The original did not have a title.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead, what do you know about the boll weevil problem?

Synopsis:

Jughead asks how a boll weevil can have any problems.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #36 (June 1956)

No logo. Filler strip at bottom of last page of previous sequence.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What's this about you leaving us?
• Keywords:rumors

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee asks Miss Beazley about rumors she is leaving.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Yahoo! I found a quarter! Just as I was on the point of starvation!

Synopsis:

Jughead finds that a quarter doesn't buy much anymore, at least when it comes to food.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #37 (January 1974)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oh, boy! This makes 459---

Synopsis:

Hap shows Jinx how to build a tower out of ice cream bar sticks.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep (Archie, 1960 series) #212 (December 1967)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Do you want me to flunk this history, Arch?
• Keywords:newspaper; test

Synopsis:

Archie tries to help Jughead with a history test.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #11 (July 1977)
which is reprinted
• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx
• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Veronica's father has been thinking about her birthday.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #258 (June 1977)

Puzzle page.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• Keywords:spring fever

Synopsis:

Archie has spring fever.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep Comics (Archie, 1940 series) #121 (May 1957)

Credits from the reprinting in Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #266.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Class... Jughead went to the Flower Show!
• Keywords:flower show; four-leaf clover; school

Synopsis:

Jughead finds a four-leaf clover in the middle of a flower show.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• Keywords:bird cage; canary

Synopsis:

Everyone thinks he or she is the one who let Miss Grundy's beloved canary out of its cage, and they all rush to buy her a new bird.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #153 (December 1963)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:How come you girls are decorating the gym? What's up?

Synopsis:

Archie is practicing gymnastics in the hall and it's disturbing Mr. Weatherbee.

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• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #220 (July 1969)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi, Arch! Jughead!

Synopsis:

Jughead starts out for school missing his history book--and his pants.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #37 (January 1974)
which is reprinted
• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #14 (September 1969)

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie

Synopsis:

Archie tries to convince Jughead to start dating girls. Then when he finally convinces Jughead, he immediately tries to talk Jughead out of it.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #111 (June 1960)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Across 1. Advertisement (Abbr.). Down 1. Light in color.

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• from ?

A crossword puzzle in a heart shape, with insets of Archie, Betty, and Veronica.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Big Ethel just brought this present for you. She knitted it herself.
• Keywords:gift; knitting; telephone

Synopsis:

Big Ethel knits a pair of socks for Jughead.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Juggie, baby! We are about to play a delightfully underhanded on your old buddy, Archie!
• Keywords:debt; extortion

Synopsis:

Reggie coerces Jughead into setting up Archie so Reggie can date Veronica. When Jughead tips Archie off, Archie coerces Jughead into double-crossing Reggie.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #86 (July 1962)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:You're a guy with a chip on his shoulders! I mean your head! Too bad you've got those varicose brains! But, I don't worry! You've got a wonderful future behind you!
• Keywords:impersonation; insults; tape recorder

Synopsis:

Archie listens to a tape of Reggie's insults (actually recorded by Dilton doing a Reggie impersonation) so that he can adjust to them and not fly off the handle when Reggie really does insult him.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie and Me (Archie, 1966 series) #43 (September 1970) [with Jughead logo]

Original had "Reggie and Me" logo and was 7 pages.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie! Dig the new togetherness fad!

Synopsis:

Because of the new togetherness fad, Veronica wants something she and Archie can share.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #80 (August 1964)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jug! Why the graduation get-up?
• Keywords:correspondence course; mail

Synopsis:

Jughead is dressed in a cap and gown and waiting for the mail.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #80 (August 1964)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey, gang! Did you hear about Pop Tate?

Synopsis:

Jughead tells the gang some news about Pop Tate that has a double-meaning.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Smart? That mangy mongrel is smart?

Synopsis:

Jughead's dog can't hear but he can read lips and read signs, so Archie writes a sign that says "Get Lost."

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #82 (March 1962)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Wow!

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy catches Archie looking at a pinup of a girl in a swimsuit and sends him to the office.

Reprints (0)

• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

• Feature Logo:Super Duck the Cockeyed Wonder
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ah! Here comes rich Aunt Hilda!

Synopsis:

Super tries to be nice to his Aunt Hilda, but things keep going wrong.

Reprints (1)

• from Super Duck Comics (Archie, 1944 series) #21 (August 1948)

Original was signed by Al Fagaly, but there is no signature on this reprint.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead, come in here! I want to talk to you!
• Keywords:alibi; cookies

Synopsis:

Jughead's mother complains about him eating all the cookies.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie Andrews! I'd like you to conjugate the verb for "to love"!
• Keywords:French; school

Synopsis:

Archie directs the answer to a question in French toward Veronica.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #63 (July 1962)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Moose
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Son, why don't you ever wear the bathrobe you got for your birthday?
• Keywords:bath; bathrobe

Synopsis:

Moose doesn't quite understand what a bathrobe is for.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #63 (July 1962)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oh, Betty! Will you be going by Archie's house?
• Keywords:cooking; flagpole; trick

Synopsis:

Veronica gives Betty a letter to deliver to Archie. When Archie reacts with joy to the letter, Betty tries to find out what was in it.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #175 (July 1970) [with Jughead logo]

• Genre:fashion; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:For best results paste Betty on cardboard!
• Keywords:maxiskirt; miniskirt; paper doll

Reprints (1)

• from Betty and Me (Archie, 1965 series) #33 (February 1971)

A figure of Betty to cut out and clothes to put on her.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:It's a dog dish I'm giving Veronica for her pedigreed dog!
• Keywords:dog dish

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Archie plans on giving Veronica an engraved dog dish for her pet.

Reprints (0)

• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:children; fantasy-supernatural

• Feature Logo:Little Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:This would make a swell swing!
• Keywords:magic; time travel

Synopsis:

Little Archie finds an old pair of glasses that magically turn back time when he puts them on. When the glasses are taken away by a young woman at 210 Oak Street, he is transported back to the present. Investigating, he and his friends go back to 210 Oak Street, now a dilapidated and apparently deserted house.

Reprints (1)

• from The Adventures of Little Archie (Archie, 1961 series) #27 (Summer 1963)

After this story, Ambrose was dropped from the comic. He would return in the mid-1980s.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Little Boy Blue had his own horn!
• Keywords:hammock; sculptor

Synopsis:

While sculpting the head of a bull, Jughead finds a way to take a nap.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:anthropomorphic-funny animals; humor

• Feature Logo:Super Duck the Cockeyed Wonder
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:This morning's paper spells bad news!
• Keywords:juvenile delinquency; traffic

Synopsis:

Super Duck hustles Fauntleroy off to school, breaking all sorts of traffic laws, not realizing it's Saturday.

Reprints (1)

• from Super Duck Comics (Archie, 1944 series) #68 (June 1956)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• Keywords:party

Synopsis:

Jughead has the sniffles at a swanky party.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #18 (May 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Now it's poetry time class...
• Keywords:poetry; school; slang

Synopsis:

Archie recites his poem about oaks and nuts.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #5 (February 1978)
which is reprinted
• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx
• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:superhero; teen; humor

• Feature Logo:Archie as Pureheart the Powerful
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Look, look, Jane! See the foul fiend!

Synopsis:

An embittered dropout turns all the Riverdale High students into overgrown infants.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie as Pureheart the Powerful (Archie, 1966 series) #2 (November 1966)

The title is Demon Dropout but the villain is only refered to by himself as being called Mad Chemist. He has an F as an emblem on his chest. No mention is made of what the F stands for except Pureheart calling him a Foul Fiend. Story is in two parts of eight pages and five pages, but pages are numbered 1 to 13.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:When did you get up this morning, Jughead?
• Keywords:shaving; shower

Synopsis:

Jughead's father wonders what's wrong with his shaving brush.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:humor; children; fantasy-supernatural

• Feature Logo:That Cute Little Witch Little Sabrina
• Keywords:Cinderella; dance; magic; mouse; snow

Synopsis:

Thinking that Little Sabrina needs a boy to take her to a dance, the aunts change a mouse into a suitable date. However, just like in the Cinderella story, things happen, this time at 10:00 o'clock.

Reprints (1)

• from Little Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #70 (March 1972)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Three Musketeers! That's what we'll be!
• Keywords:jealousy

Synopsis:

Archie proposes he, Betty, and Veronica become a team not unlike the Three Musketeers. Veronica uses it as a way to shove Betty out of the picture.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #50 (February 1969)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• Keywords:coach; track

Synopsis:

Veronica talks Betty out of competing on the track team, then joins herself when she gets a look at the handsome new coach.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #21 (June 1963)

• Genre:fashion; teen

• Keywords:socks; sweaters

Synopsis:

No story; Veronica models themed fashions.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #220 (April 1974)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:It's nothing serious, young man! Just a little sprain!
• Keywords:doctor; sprain

Synopsis:

Jughead sees a doctor about a sprained arm.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #16 (January 1970)

• Genre:teen; fantasy-supernatural

• Feature Logo:Sabrina
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Come on, Juggy! Come share a soda with me!
• Keywords:love potion

Synopsis:

Sabrina gives Ethel a love potion to give to Jughead. Then Jughead lets Hot Dog drink it.

Reprints (1)

• from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (Archie, 1971 series) #35 (October 1976)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Atta boy, Svenson!
• Keywords:boxing

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee gets the wrong impression when Svenson says he used to box in Sweden.

Reprints (0)

• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Come here, Jughead!
• Keywords:school

Synopsis:

Jughead is so late he gets spring fever in the fall.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Betty, darling! Will you be seeing Archie today?
• Keywords:bowling; kiss; paint

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Veronica sabotages Betty's date with Archie by using a sabotaged can of paint. So Jughead decides to sabotage Veronica's plans to replace Betty.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #153 (June 1968)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Happy birthday, Mr. Lodge!
• Keywords:birthday

Synopsis:

Jughead gives Mr. Lodge an empty box for his birthday.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ring-a-ding! Veronica just invited me to a surprise masquerade party!
• Keywords:burka; make-up; masquerade party

Synopsis:

Veronica invites Betty to a masquerade party, but Veronica gets to choose what costume Betty will wear.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #70 (June 1963)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jug, why are you carrying that vacuum cleaner?
• Keywords:vacuum cleaner

Synopsis:

Jughead sells vacuum cleaners door to door and tries to make a sale at the Lodge house, despite Archie's warning that it's impossible.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #207 (August 1972)

A Samm Schwartz background gag apppears on a fence on page 2: one piece of graffiti reading "Dracula has false teeth" and another reading "I do not."

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Have another cookie, Li'l Jinx!
• Keywords:gossip

Synopsis:

After Li'l Jinx tells Mrs. Blabbit that she, Li'l Jinx, was made to clean her house by her dad, including the moving of furniture, Mrs. Blabbit confronts Li'l Jinx's dad about the situation - not realizing that the house in question was a doll house.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep Comics (Archie, 1940 series) #118 (November 1956)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:It's easy to see whom Archie likes best!
• Keywords:gifts

Synopsis:

Betty, Veronica, and Jughead each have something from Archie.

Reprints (0)

• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead can you name the four zones?
• Keywords:school

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy asks Jughead to name the four climate zones.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:D-uh! Practicing sure is tough!
• Keywords:guitar; practice

Synopsis:

Moose asks Jughead how to become a better musician.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Have you ever studied -- I mean really studied Jughead's eating habits?

Synopsis:

The girls insist that Jughead eats all the time out of frustration, while Archie thinks that he just eats "'cause he's hungry." To prove that the love of a good woman can cure him of his eating habit, the girls set Jughead up with the irresistibly sweet Lovey Laverne, and Jughead promptly falls in love with her.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #248 (August 1976)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:You want to be a doctor like your uncle?
• Keywords:doctor

Synopsis:

Jughead tells Mr. Weatherbee he wants to be a doctor like his uncle, but the conversation takes an odd turn.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'm sorry, Archie, I'd love to go to the movie with you, but I was planning on washing my hair this afternoon!

Synopsis:

Veronica refuses to go to the movies with Archie because she's washing her hair. He goes to see Betty, but she's ironing her clothes.

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• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #272 (November 1973)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:You've been hung-up on that painting for months, Jughead!
• Keywords:painting

Synopsis:

Betty tells Jughead to turn his abstract painting into a realistic painting.

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• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #17 (March 1970)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:My last blackboard eraser seems to be on its last legs!
• Keywords:blackboard; telephone

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee sends Archie to erase Miss Grundy's blackboard.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #22 (May 1956)

Statement of Ownership for October 1, 1984. Average paid circulation for the past 12 months was 106,396. Issue closest to filing: 110,924.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Arch, what if Beazley's mean dog is loose?
• Keywords:delivery; dog; fence

Synopsis:

While delivering groceries, Jughead is afraid of a mean dog.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gasp!
• Keywords:birthday cake; cake decorating; icing

Synopsis:

Betty is practicing decorating a birthday cake and everyone gets the idea it is somebody else's birthday.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #41 (March 1959)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:It must be lovely up in Snow Valley, Archie!
• Keywords:ski resort; snow skiing; telephone

Synopsis:

Archie and Jughead have trouble with the basics of snow skiing.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #111 (April 1967)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:So you think my Betty might become a writer!
• Keywords:school

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy says Betty has a great desire to write -- notes in class.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #101 (June 1966)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Adults don't make sense!
• Keywords:physical education; school bus

Synopsis:

Jughead doesn't understand adult's logic.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #101 (June 1966)

• Genre:humor

Synopsis:

Various comical mottoes.

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• from Archie's Madhouse (Archie, 1959 series) #13 (July 1961)

All text, no illustrations.

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Here's a nickel for you, Li'l Jinx!
• Keywords:bubble gum; jelly beans; nickel

• Gigi Gabmore
• Greg
• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx has a nickel, but she doesn't know what to buy with it.

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• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #119 (February 1961)

Edited from five pages in the original by deleting Li'l Jinx Pen Pals.

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:The words below can be put together to form six different words...

Synopsis:

Words that can be put together to make six other words, connect the dots, what name does the picture show?

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• from Archie Comics Digest (Archie, 1973 series) #18 (June 1976)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:A perfect figure 8 for Reggie!
• Keywords:ice skating

Synopsis:

Reggie skates a perfect figure eight.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #100 (May 1966)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Do you have any pains in the neck?
• Keywords:doctor

Synopsis:

A doctor asks Miss Grundy if she has any pain in her neck.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #100 (May 1966)

• Genre:humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Bruce Bratoslawitch; Wilma Wyandotte; Buzz Limber; Gregory Crunch

Synopsis:

Profiles of oddball characters.

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• from Archie's Madhouse (Archie, 1959 series) #15 (October 1961)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Veronica
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Leroy, stop making that noise!

Synopsis:

Leroy is distracting Veronica from her homework.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #88 (May 1965)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I don't think Coach Kleats has the boys playing the right positions!
• Keywords:basketball

Synopsis:

Brenda comments on the basketball team.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #88 (May 1965)

Unless she is the blonde with her face turned away in panel one, Betty does not appear in this story, even though her name is the logo.

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What's wrong? Miss Shapely walked by and his coffee went down the wrong way!
• Keywords:choking

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Some of the music ads don't always tell you the complete truth!
• Keywords:music albums; publicity

Synopsis:

The truth behind misleading headlines.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #167 (December 1971)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie's helping his father take up a wall-to-wall rug!
• Keywords:newspaper; rug

Synopsis:

Archie is helping his father take up a rug, but they get distracted by the old newspapers underneath that were used for padding.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19xx-xx-xx

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