• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oh, no! No, no, no! Not that again! No!

• Jughead Jones
• Mr. Weatherbee

Synopsis:

When Mr. Weatherbee finds Jughead digging for buried treasure on the school grounds, he recalls all the other bogus treasure maps Jughead has sold him on, and refuses to get suckered into it this time.

Reprints (2)

• in The Jughead Jones Comics Digest (Archie, 1977 series) #7 (December 1978)
• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #55 (November 1991)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Chomp chomp

• Charley Hawse
• Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

Charley has an idea to top "an apple a day."

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jug! Quick! Help me! Moose is after me again!

• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Jughead tells Reggie that the way to deal with Moose is to "rap" with him directly. Reggie decides to go up to Moose and tell him to stop being such a "toothache" about Midge.

Reprints (4)

• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #107 (November 1991)
• in Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #112 (November 1997)
• in Jughead's Double Digest (Archie, 1989 series) #92 (April 2003)
• in World of Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2010 series) #113

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Know what I deplore, Arch?

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Jughead and Archie deplore ("deplore" is Jughead's big word for today) the lack of excitement in Riverdale, ignoring the fires, robberies and escaped wild animals all around them.

Reprints (2)

• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #29 (November 1978)
• in Jughead's Double Digest (Archie, 1989 series) #14 (December 1992)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Dear Archie, I live in Bloomington, Indiana.

Letters from Melinda Mahlberg (1st prize) and Diane Der Ananian (2nd prize), plus instructions for joining the Archie Club.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Look, feller, you're not Mary's little lamb! You're my big dog! Now split!

• Archie Andrews
• Miss Grundy
• Hot Dog
• Jughead Jones
• Mr. Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Hot Dog follows Jughead to school and won't leave. The teachers chalk it up to the dog's loyalty, but Archie, who says that "Hot Dog's got as much sentiment as a wet sock," suspects there's another reason.

Reprints (1)

• in Archie Comics Digest (Archie, 1973 series) #33 (December 1978)