Price: 0.35 USD
Pages: 36
On-sale Date: 1978-04-25
Editing: John L. Goldwater (editor)
Cover Thumbnail for Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #59 Edit Cover
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[no title indexed]
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Jughead / cover / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:If Jughead hurries down he's going to be in for a big surprise!
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Indexer Notes

Later redrawn and slightly rewritten for Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #72.

Gladir previously used this gag for a one-page gag originally printed in Jughead's Jokes #43 ("Snooze Ruse".)

Issue Data

Indexer Notes

On sale date from the Comic Reader #156.

Down We Go
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Hostess Twinkies; Josie / comics-form advertising / 1 page

Bite Delight
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Mind if I make myself a salami sandwich, Arch?
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Synopsis:
Jughead asks Archie if he can make a salami sandwich.
Reprints (3)

Indexer Notes

Includes indicia at bottom of page.

Family Fare
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Wow! A lot of Lodges became generals!
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Synopsis:
Gag about both waiters and generals knowing how to take orders.
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Work Shirk
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Son, you can't watch TV and do homework!
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Synopsis:
Gag about doing homework with the TV on.
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Mood Mode
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Juggie, I'm in a mood for romance!
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Synopsis:
Jughead accuses Ethel of being moody.
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Meal Zeal
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Why did you hang Jughead's picture on the wall?
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Synopsis:
No matter how badly the cooking class cooks, Jughead will eat it.
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Retire Ire
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:That Hot Dog is too much!
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Synopsis:
Hot Dog enjoys sleeping in Jughead's bed... pajamas and all.
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Rest Zest
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:I love romance stories!
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Synopsis:
Jughead prefers bedtime stories.

[Jughead paints a pinball machine]
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Dipsy Doodles / comic story / 1 page

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Jughead paints a pinball machine.

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Encore House Jewelry / advertisement / 1 page

A Complex Problem
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Li'l Jinx / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Charley, there's no reason for you to worry about having an inferiority complex!
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Li'l Jinx and Charley discuss his inferiority complex.

[no title indexed]
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Jughead's Gag Bag / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead's Gag Bag
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:You sell less than the other boys because you watch the ball game!
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Synopsis:
Jughead works selling snacks at the ball park; Miss Haggly proves she's a disciplinarian.
Reprints (0)
  • from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 19XX-XX-XX - 19XX-XX-XX.

[no title indexed]
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Color-Felt Pens / advertisement / 0.5 page

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Mike Marvel Scientific Isometric Dynaflex System / advertisement / 0.5 page

[no title indexed]
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Sta-Long Nail Builder / advertisement / 1 page

Inflation Vexation
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • Genre:humor; teen
  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Either of you guys care to buy me a hamburger?
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Synopsis:
Jughead is unprepared for the cost of hamburgers.
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Run Fun
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:I think jogging is a waste of time
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Synopsis:
Archie is more interested in girl joggers than in Jughead.
Reprints (1)

Hurry Flurry
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Son, you'll never make the school bus on time!
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Synopsis:
Jughead manages to catch the school bus on time.
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Van-Tastic
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:No! No! No! That's not what I was looking for! I want something no one else has! Do it over!
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Synopsis:
Jughead gets frustrated painting a van.
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Bite Plight
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Sixty clams! A new record! Wow!
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Synopsis:
Jughead can't digest Ethel's cooking.
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Lawn Gone
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead, I'm looking for a good worker to mow my lawn!
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Synopsis:
Jughead avoids taking a job.

Sack Knack
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:I wish I had my arms around some male right now!
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Synopsis:
Jughead help Ethel get her arms around some mail.

[no title indexed]
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Niresk Fishing Outfits / advertisement / 1 page

Change Exchange
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie, a good way to relax and loosen up is to stand on your hands!
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Synopsis:
Jughead gets Archie to stand on his head hoping to collect the change that falls from his pockets.
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Locker Shocker
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:These small lockers don't hold enough
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Synopsis:
Ethel hides in Jughead's locker.
Reprints (4)

Square Flair
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Do-si-do --- Shoot your star --- There's your maid --- Now promenade!
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Synopsis:
Jughead knows all the square dancing calls.
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Tour Cure
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:And that concludes your tour of the Acme Meat Company!
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Synopsis:
Jughead and the gang tour a meat company.
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That's How It Looks to Me
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Jughead / activity / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Many expressions we use every day bring funny mental pictures to Jughead's mind.
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Indexer Notes

Letter-number substitution puzzle.

Wheel Spiel
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Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey, Jug! You lost a wheel!
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Synopsis:
Jughead finds a discarded skateboard with only three wheels.
Reprints (1)

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Sassy Sayings Pendants / advertisement / 1 page

[no title indexed]
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Archie Club News / letters page / 1 page

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Indexer Notes

Includes the winning prize letter from "The Year 2001" Science Fiction Contest: Elaine Hargrove (Fullerton, Calif.) 1st prize - $6.00.
Includes membership application form for the Archie Club.

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Archie Comics Digest / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page

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Archie Comics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page

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100 Little Dolls / advertisement / 0.5 page

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Sea-Monkeys / advertisement / 0.5 page

Throughout History With Jughead
(Table of Contents: 36)

Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • Genre:humor; teen
  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:A lifetime supply of burgers to the jester who can make our sad king laugh!
Characters:
  • Jughead Jones
    (as a jester, an Egyptian servant and a frontier trader)
Synopsis:
Jughead makes a king laugh; Jughead uses a wheel wisely; Jughead offers trading stamps.

Indexer Notes

Three two-panel gags.

Lament Bent
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Sob! Nothing ever happens to me! I've no entry for the whole year!
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Synopsis:
Ethel doesn't appreciate Jughead's optimism.

Bit Wit
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Pop, don't you have a burger for 20ยข?
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Synopsis:
Jughead tries to get a deal on a hamburger.

Rest Zest
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jug, it says in order to be yourself you have to stand on your own two feet!
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Synopsis:
Jughead demonstrates his laziness.

Snack Knack
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Jughead / comic story / 0.5 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead, I never see you fixing anything around this house!
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Synopsis:
Jughead prefers to cook than to do home repairs.

Flash Bash
(Table of Contents: 41)

Jughead / comic story / 1 page

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  • Feature Logo:Jughead
  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Here comes Jug the moocher, but I'm ready for him
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Synopsis:
Reggie plans to use a "No" sign to answer all of Jughead's questions.
Reprints (3)

[no title indexed]
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Jughead Pin Up / cartoon / 1 page

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  • First Line of Dialogue or Text:Stop when you get to 35c, Pop!
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Synopsis:
Jughead gives Pop Tate directions on how to create a budget-friendly banana split.

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Universal Bodybuilding Program / advertisement / 1 page

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Kellogg's Cereals [multiple varieties]; Sears Tele-Games System / advertisement / 1 page

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Popsicle Products; Spalding Sports Equipment / advertisement / 1 page

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Table of Contents ToC
    Table of Contents
  1. ["If Jughead hurries down he's going to be in for a big surprise!"]
    Jughead
  2. Down We Go
    Hostess Twinkies; Josie
  3. Bite Delight
    Jughead
  4. Family Fare
    Jughead
  5. Work Shirk
    Jughead
  6. Mood Mode
    Jughead
  7. Meal Zeal
    Jughead
  8. Retire Ire
    Jughead
  9. Rest Zest
    Jughead
  10. [Jughead paints a pinball machine]
    Dipsy Doodles
  11. ["Jewelry - all 4 pieces only $2"]
    Encore House Jewelry
  12. A Complex Problem
    Li'l Jinx
  13. ["You sell less than the other boys because you watch the ball game!"]
    Jughead's Gag Bag
  14. ["Send for your color-felt felt tip pens"]
    Color-Felt Pens
  15. ["Strong arms make all the difference!"]
    Mike Marvel Scientific Isometric Dynaflex System
  16. ["Amazing! Long nail formula builds glamorous longer nails in minutes!"]
    Sta-Long Nail Builder
  17. Inflation Vexation
    Jughead
  18. Run Fun
    Jughead
  19. Hurry Flurry
    Jughead
  20. Van-Tastic
    Jughead
  21. Bite Plight
    Jughead
  22. Lawn Gone
    Jughead
  23. Sack Knack
    Jughead
  24. ["3 complete fishing outfits"]
    Niresk Fishing Outfits
  25. Change Exchange
    Jughead
  26. Locker Shocker
    Jughead
  27. Square Flair
    Jughead
  28. Tour Cure
    Jughead
  29. That's How It Looks to Me
    Jughead
  30. Wheel Spiel
    Jughead
  31. ["Amazing offer! Sassy sayings pendants"]
    Sassy Sayings Pendants
  32. [no title indexed]
    Archie Club News
  33. ["Think small and order the biggest Archie comic ever!"]
    Archie Comics Digest
  34. ["Here's your Archie 3 for $1.00 checklist!"]
    Archie Comics
  35. ["100 little dolls all for $3.00"]
    100 Little Dolls
  36. ["Enter the wonderful world of amazing live sea-monkeys"]
    Sea-Monkeys
  37. Throughout History With Jughead
    Jughead
  38. Lament Bent
    Jughead
  39. Bit Wit
    Jughead
  40. Rest Zest
    Jughead
  41. Snack Knack
    Jughead
  42. Flash Bash
    Jughead
  43. ["Stop when you get to 35c, Pop!"]
    Jughead Pin Up
  44. ["Free booklet"]
    Universal Bodybuilding Program
  45. ["Win a Sears Cartridge Tele-games system"]
    Kellogg's Cereals [multiple varieties]; Sears Tele-Games System
  46. ["There's only one!"]
    Popsicle Products; Spalding Sports Equipment
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  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Keith Alan Morgan
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