• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Not bad! Not bad at all!
• Keywords:clarinet

Synopsis:

A clarinet player wants to join The Archies and tries to get other members of the group out.

Reprints (4)

• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #133 (May 1997)
• in Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1992 series) #112 (July 2007)
• in Archie & Friends Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 2011 series) #16 (July 2012)
• in Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #299 (July 2019)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie! CB's are out of fashion!

Synopsis:

Archie and Jughead are using CB radios to keep tabs on Mr. Weatherbee.

Reprints (1)

• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #91 (March 1997)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Daddy! Could you change a nickel for me?

• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

Jinx tries to get money from her dad.

Reprints (2)

• in Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1983 series) #127 (April 2002)
• in Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1992 series) #117 (February 2008)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Miss Haggly, may I ask you some questions?

Reprints (1)

• in World of Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2010 series) #47 (April 2015)

From Archie daily ? (King Features Syndicate) 19XX-XX-XX?

STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP. MANAGEMENT AND CIRCULATION (Required by 39 U.S.C. 3685).

Title of publication: Everything’s Archie.
1A. Publication no: 017850.
2. Date of filing: Oct. 1, 1979.
Frequency of issue. Feb., April, May, June, July, Aug., Sept., Oct., & Dec.
3A. No. of issues published annually: Nine.
3B. Annual Subscription price: $4.15.

1. Names and addresses of publisher, Editor and managing editor: Publisher: Archie Music Corp. 1116 First Ave., New York, N.Y. 10021.
   Editor: John L. Goldwater. 1116 First Avenue. New York. N.Y. 10021.
   Managing editor: Richard H. Goldwater, 1116 First Ave., New York, N.Y. 10021.

2. Extent and nature of circulation:
   Total no, copies printed:
   Average no. copies each issue during preceding 12 months, 269,599.
   Actual no. of copies of single issue published nearest to filing date. 270,971

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Here are some words with their daffy-nitions.

Synopsis:

Word puzzle to find definitions for dog show, baseball bat, quadruplets, shopper, caterpillar, and Grand Canyon.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'm sure the proprietor of the antique shop didn't realize the value of this vase, Ronnie!

Synopsis:

Hiram shows Veronica his new vase which Archie gets it stuck on Hiram's head.

Reprints (4)

• in The Jughead Jones Comics Digest (Archie, 1977 series) #45 (June 1987)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #154 (October 2007), #266 (October 2018)
• in Archie Giant Comics Bash (Archie, 2018 series) (2018)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Groan! Where will it all end, Betty!

Synopsis:

Archie is so incredibly depressed that his friends fear he's going to commit suicide.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #250 (February 1976)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'll get it! Don't touch that phone!
• Keywords:telemarketer

Synopsis:

While waiting for a call from Veronica, Archie is bombarded with calls from telemarketers.

Reprints (5)

• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #64 (April 1997), #104 (April 2002)
• in Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #249 (April 2014)
• in Archie Digest, Free Comic Book Day Edition (Archie, 2014 series) #1 (June-July 2014)
• in Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #328 (May 2022)