• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie

Synopsis:

Veronica is going to talk to her dad about a new sportscar. At Veronica's house, Mr. Lodge keeps waiting for Archie to mess up, but he never does. Worried, he gets Veronica to ask Archie to leave. Angry, Archie stomps off and runs into Smithers, the Lodge's butler. Seeing the calamity, Mr. Lodge is at once relaxed, telling Veronica that if she wants to discuss her new sportscar, he'll be in his study. Overjoyed, Veronica rushes to a confused Archie and kisses him.

Reprints (3)

• in Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #50 (June 1987)
• in The Jughead Jones Comics Digest (Archie, 1977 series) #75 (May 1992)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #65 (June 1997)

• Genre:humor; children

• Feature Logo:Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx asks her dad how his golf game went. He says he got to hit the ball more times than anyone else.

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:These new plastic “Sooper-Dooper Cola” bottles are biodegradable!

Synopsis:

Archie's teacher shows the class the new biodegradable "Sooper-Dooper Cola" bottles. Archie, startled, says that Pop just spent three months building a ship model in one of them.

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie's Gag Bag
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Duh, Arch, I heard your uncle got a job at the bank repairing computers!

Synopsis:

Archie tells his friend that his uncle fixed the bank's master computer by initiating a "pedal-induced shock wave that realigned the errant component." In other words, "He gave it a kick!"

• Genre:teen

Unscramble the letters puzzle.

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie

Synopsis:

Archie sees a bruise on Veronica's neck. She says she got it from Reggie last night. Shocked, Archie yells at her. She tells Archie that he's a gentle kisser and that Reggie is a nice change of pace. Archie runs off and into Betty. She tells him that a champagne cork hit her in the neck as Smithers tried to open it last night. Ecstatic, Archie kisses Betty, giving her a bruise! Veronica asks her about the hickey, but Betty just says, “Would you believe I got hit by a champagne cork?"

Reprints (1)

• in Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1983 series) #24 (April 1987)

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie

Synopsis:

Archie shows off his Greek fisherman’s hat.

Reprints (1)

• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #58 (April 1992)

• Feature Logo:Archie Club News

Letters printed by Jeffrey Andrews of Trois-Riveres, Quebec, Canada (First Prize) and Kendra Soura of Bowsman, M.B., Canada (Second Prize).

• Genre:teen

• Feature Logo:Archie

Synopsis:

Archie tells his mom that he's going over to Betty's because something is wrong with her stereo. He arrives at Betty's and looks at the stereo, trying to sound impressive. Meanwhile, Veronica calls Betty and gets Mrs. Cooper, who says that Betty's upstairs with Archie. Veronica's furious, but Betty's mom plays with her, saying that Archie's "tinkering with her turntable." The next day, Veronica sees Betty at school and asks about her turntable. Betty incenses Veronica, saying that Archie "does nice work" and that they "made beautiful music together!"

Reprints (2)

• in Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #49 (April 1987)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #29 (January 1992)