Monster Rumble Scientist begin frantic search for Dr. Frankenstein’s notes
Monster Rumble Scientist begin frantic search for Dr. Frankenstein’s notes
Monster Rumble Scientist have begun searching amongst Frankenstein’s applications and other material in hopes of discovering his where abouts along with the legendary Dr. Frankenstein notes. Although tight lipped about why such a momentous search the Monster Rumble PR team did hold a press conference today. “Although the Monster Rumble “Resurrection” tourney is over for the year we are still interested in speaking with a few of the contestants for possible use in a variety of uses. Thank you.”
We put Grant P. Roetengauten on the case, managed to get him a MR press pass, and sent him back to Monster Rumble HQ for one more story possibly the biggest of the year.
I cannot say that I have many solid facts or truths. All I have been able to gain whilst here are wild rumors, shrugs of the shoulder, a giggling Lord Pappy, and speculations. I began my story questioning first the Monster Rumble staffers.
There is speculation amongst the staffers here that the latest frantic search for Frankenstein is in connection with the Rumbles of this year’s tourney and not just for a variety of uses as has been reported by the Monster Rumble PR team. After Frankenstein’s horrid and pathetic defeat it is said he ran away, not returning even to his home in Alabama. It is thought that he might have headed to the hide out he once inhabited at the top of Mont Blanc. The Baron, rumor has it, is heading a team to there. A seven-person team with one really big net. But the frantic search for Dr. Frankenstein’s notes have many of the lower rung Monster Rumble staffers puzzled. Even the upper rings and Lord Pappy are not speaking one word about it. In another rumour, albeit no one will say its fact or fiction, is that Monster Rumble Medics are seeking the notes in an attempt to try and understand how Frankie’s zipper neck works.
If one were to connect the dots of the rumours of the notes, Frankie’s disappearance, and Monster Rumble staff acting tight lipped and frantic one would begins to suspect something quite sinister.
I asked one of the Monster Rumble techs over a meal of tuna casserole at the Monster Rumble cafeteria if Godzilla, defeated by the headless horseman could it be possible that the defeat resulted in Godzilla losing his head like all the other victims of the Headless Horseman’s rise to the top of the tourney, and if so wouldn’t Headless have taken it as a trophy? “Well you see..”, “It was too big” giggled Lord Pappy walking by our table with a plate of chocolate cake and mashed peas, “too heavy” he chuckled. I looked at my lunch partner inquisitively; he just looked down at his tuna casserole trying desperately not to laugh.
Could this truly be the case for such large-scale activity? I must admit that that while I was at Monster Rumble HQ it had been rather eerily quiet. “Due to a deep depression” came the excuse from the Monster Rumble Medical team about the lack of Godzilla roars that are always a part of the audible noises at MR HQ. “Even a set of NYC subway cars was not enough to cheer him up”, wrote the Baron to one of the medics. But maybe all this is a rouse, maybe indeed the rumour is true and just like all the Headless Horseman’s victims in this years tourney their headless and need desperately the information in Dr. Frankenstein’s notes on how to attach a head. All except T – 1000 who morphed his back on.
There was one more press conference held the day that I was leaving. One of the last questions asked as we all were heading out was, “Where is Lord Pappy and the Baron?” Smiling they stated in all authority “no comment”.
On the MR helicopter on my way back home yet again, digging in my bag looking for a book to tide me over till we landed I found a note, written in ink from my old anonymous source, the Monster Rumble Scientist. Written in ink “The Baron has successfully found and netted Frankenstein in Mont Blanc, Lord Pappy is off to Sleepy Hollow hoping to find some heads.”
Monster Rumble Scientist have begun searching amongst Frankenstein’s applications and other material in hopes of discovering his where abouts along with the legendary Dr. Frankenstein notes. Although tight lipped about why such a momentous search the Monster Rumble PR team did hold a press conference today. “Although the Monster Rumble “Resurrection” tourney is over for the year we are still interested in speaking with a few of the contestants for possible use in a variety of uses. Thank you.”
We put Grant P. Roetengauten on the case, managed to get him a MR press pass, and sent him back to Monster Rumble HQ for one more story possibly the biggest of the year.
I cannot say that I have many solid facts or truths. All I have been able to gain whilst here are wild rumors, shrugs of the shoulder, a giggling Lord Pappy, and speculations. I began my story questioning first the Monster Rumble staffers.
There is speculation amongst the staffers here that the latest frantic search for Frankenstein is in connection with the Rumbles of this year’s tourney and not just for a variety of uses as has been reported by the Monster Rumble PR team. After Frankenstein’s horrid and pathetic defeat it is said he ran away, not returning even to his home in Alabama. It is thought that he might have headed to the hide out he once inhabited at the top of Mont Blanc. The Baron, rumor has it, is heading a team to there. A seven-person team with one really big net. But the frantic search for Dr. Frankenstein’s notes have many of the lower rung Monster Rumble staffers puzzled. Even the upper rings and Lord Pappy are not speaking one word about it. In another rumour, albeit no one will say its fact or fiction, is that Monster Rumble Medics are seeking the notes in an attempt to try and understand how Frankie’s zipper neck works.
If one were to connect the dots of the rumours of the notes, Frankie’s disappearance, and Monster Rumble staff acting tight lipped and frantic one would begins to suspect something quite sinister.
I asked one of the Monster Rumble techs over a meal of tuna casserole at the Monster Rumble cafeteria if Godzilla, defeated by the headless horseman could it be possible that the defeat resulted in Godzilla losing his head like all the other victims of the Headless Horseman’s rise to the top of the tourney, and if so wouldn’t Headless have taken it as a trophy? “Well you see..”, “It was too big” giggled Lord Pappy walking by our table with a plate of chocolate cake and mashed peas, “too heavy” he chuckled. I looked at my lunch partner inquisitively; he just looked down at his tuna casserole trying desperately not to laugh.
Could this truly be the case for such large-scale activity? I must admit that that while I was at Monster Rumble HQ it had been rather eerily quiet. “Due to a deep depression” came the excuse from the Monster Rumble Medical team about the lack of Godzilla roars that are always a part of the audible noises at MR HQ. “Even a set of NYC subway cars was not enough to cheer him up”, wrote the Baron to one of the medics. But maybe all this is a rouse, maybe indeed the rumour is true and just like all the Headless Horseman’s victims in this years tourney their headless and need desperately the information in Dr. Frankenstein’s notes on how to attach a head. All except T – 1000 who morphed his back on.
There was one more press conference held the day that I was leaving. One of the last questions asked as we all were heading out was, “Where is Lord Pappy and the Baron?” Smiling they stated in all authority “no comment”.
On the MR helicopter on my way back home yet again, digging in my bag looking for a book to tide me over till we landed I found a note, written in ink from my old anonymous source, the Monster Rumble Scientist. Written in ink “The Baron has successfully found and netted Frankenstein in Mont Blanc, Lord Pappy is off to Sleepy Hollow hoping to find some heads.”
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