Proof that the Germans hate Russian Literature
Given: I purchased a German-language copy of a literary classic at Half Price Books, Germans hate Jews
Prove: I can amuse myself with misguided, hurtful stereotypes and transliteration.
Let: (the symbol =>) = the power of German transliteration, , "syllable" = phonetic sound, x = 1
"yo" => jo
"ye" => je
"ev" => ew
"skee" => ski
Fyodor Dostoevsky => Fjodor Dostojewski
Fjodor Dostojewski - Fjodor Dostoski = jew
jew = part of Fyodor Dostoevsky
Therefore, Germans hate part of Fyodor Dostoevsky
(Note: I am not a racist, I swear)
Prove: I can amuse myself with misguided, hurtful stereotypes and transliteration.
Let: (the symbol =>) = the power of German transliteration, , "syllable" = phonetic sound, x = 1
"yo" => jo
"ye" => je
"ev" => ew
"skee" => ski
Fyodor Dostoevsky => Fjodor Dostojewski
Fjodor Dostojewski - Fjodor Dostoski = jew
jew = part of Fyodor Dostoevsky
Therefore, Germans hate part of Fyodor Dostoevsky
(Note: I am not a racist, I swear)