i. You must have at least five things in common with me. ii. At the very least, be computer and keyboard literate (u tlk like dis, u no add). iii. I swear, I bitch, I moan – I vent an awful lot on this… can’t take the heat? Get out of the kitchen. iv. I live an alternative lifestyle. I’m a lesbian. I’m bbw. Can’t be open-minded? Then don’t even bother. v. Finally, and most importantly – welcome to my LJ!