"pfizer, the prizer, the comedy & the man with no name"

excuse me while i fold the freeway in half
take a bath in smog and asphalt
inhale a broth of age
and hair that's falling out
excuse me while i do it the old fashioned way

repulse me as you clean the bidet with your toothbrush
and your teeth
shave off bits of my skin
with your foreboding words of rot, reek
fold the freeway in half the rage, half the time

abuse me as i were the last option
the last starfighter
the last underdog boxer
you got a fork in the road
and we know who's tossing the salad

pardon me as i run you over
from a memory
pardon me as i wipe this slate clean
it will take long
but i've got a big heart and a bigger bucket of soap
drop it and i'll fucking laugh
instead of gloat
drop it and i'll fucking cry
instead of gloat
love it
but i have to lie
instead of gloat

i had a reason and an answer once
i had a decision and a fault at once
but now we're on a different line
now we're doing different times, different lines
blinding the able with flashing lights