Ok I think I understand!:

Hair = Good 
Bald = Evil

Really needed this; I just opened up a building and loan myself and I’ve been getting my ass HANDED to me on basically a daily basis. Gonna stick it out now though.

Getting to experience this with someone who hasn’t seen it before is one of existence’s great thrills, I think.

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Seth Green, Mr. Bean

Cuba Gooding’s Lucy scene.

Kathy Bates, Amy Smart,

Newman with a transplant heart.

2 million dollar goal,

Breckin Meyer (starring role!),

Lovitz driving Hitler’s car, 

John Cleese marking where they are,

Vegas,

pierced goon,

cow hangs from an air balloon.

Whoopi G! 

Locker key!  

SMASH MOUTH CONCERT FI-NA-LE!!!

We didn’t start the Rat Race!

It was always blastin’

since ensemble castin’!

We didn’t start the Rat Race!

But I’d watch it today

If I owned the Blu-ray!

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Made me a little self-conscious about my own knuckle tattoos (“FROG” and “TOAD”)