You has been away visiting his family. He's been gone for just a little over a week, but it seems like forever. I miss his arms and his voice next to my ear as I sleep. Conversations over the phone, while wonderful and sweet, just aren't a substitute for him being here lying next to me at night.
This new house is so big and I feel so small being here alone. Ototo, please come over and spend the night tonight. I'm tired of being alone.
This new house is so big and I feel so small being here alone. Ototo, please come over and spend the night tonight. I'm tired of being alone.
| Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... | ||||
| Your Score: | Average For All Users | Average For All Gay Liberal Shacking Up Yellowish-Skinned 42 to 48-Year old Males (1 total) | ||
| Dating | 30.77% | 32.86% | 30.77% | Dated seriously |
| Self-Lovin' | 59.09% | 61.5% | 59.09% | Master of your domain |
| Shamelessness | 72.58% | 78.09% | 72.58% | It takes a couple of drinks |
| Sex Drive | 76.19% | 76.52% | 76.19% | Monks are envious |
| Gayness | 9.26% | 79.38% | 9.26% | Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame |
| Dominant | 93.33% | 87.53% | 93.33% | Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs |
| Submissive | 66.67% | 87.86% | 66.67% | Bound and gagged a few times |
| Fucking Sick | 92.86% | 90.38% | 92.86% | Refreshingly normal |
| Straightness | 100% | 41.39% | 100% | Just go fuck something, okay? |
| Total Score | 70.91% | 74.59% | 70.91% | |
| Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett) | ||||