*toddler puts chef hat on while playing with toy kitchen*
Me: “Hello, Chef!”
Toddler: “You don’t just chat to the chef.”
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when you take another life, you take on a curse, and that will spread into your lineage
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So basically, if you eat fresh raw produce or anything relatively healthy, you may be at risk for an explosive diarrhea parasite. French fries and potato pancakes all summer long never sounded so good. 🥴
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The older I get the clearer it becomes that there are only 2 certainties in life:
1. Death is inevitable.
2. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov will find each other in any timeline, in any universe, against all odds or no odds at all. The soulest of mates that there ever were and ever will be.
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