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My wife: Why do you only go on romantic getaways with Jolly and the gang?
Me: We’re not on a romantic getaway. 😂
My wife: Are you staying on the beach? Did you get flowers? Were you up late talking about all the things???? Yes. Yes. And Yes! Sounds like a romantic getaway to me.
Me: 😐 Fair point…
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Mike Trout is buying his kid a Red Ryder BB Gun this Christmas 🎄100%
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Did yall get these? I was hella fried from them damn drinks, but I wasn’t leaving without them cups 😩
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**screams in climate scientist**
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NEURODIVERGENT PARENTS: How are y’all doing?
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