Story time: I trusted a fart. I trusted a fart during camp pick up. 15 minutes away from home, 111 degrees outside, and I’m wearing a thong.
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The retrograde is going so smooth for me because I’ve learned to surrender, rest and flow when universally necessary…..I force nothing.
Retrograde is quite literally a reminder that we’re not in control.
When you accept this and start dancing with the universe instead of trying to force your timeline, you’ll find yourself in rhythm instead of resistance.
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My dating life 🥹
2009 - Married
2010 - Married
2011 - Married
2012 - Married
2013 - Married
2014 - Married
2015 - Married
2016 - Married
2017- Married
2018 - Married
2019 - Married
2020 - Married
2021 - Divorced
2022 - Single
2023 - Single
2024 - Singe
2025 - Single
2026 - Single
At least I’m loyal🤭
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Trump announces the death of Iran three months ago with his full chest. Today, they remain very much alive.
But Mitch McConnell?
“I don’t know anything about it.”
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