Reliving the night Hailey was born!
[[btw, i cut all the side chatter until people starting noticing what was going on, and i bolded the important players and anything lawlzy.]]
*times are in EST
*braveguitarist69 = Cale
(1:08:43 AM) krisallen4fake: KRIS, I THINK
(1:08:46 AM) krisallen4fake: OOH FUCK
(1:08:49 AM) therealkallen24: WHAT BB
(1:08:52 AM) braveguitarist69: WHAT'S GOING ON...
(1:08:56 AM) therealkallen24: :O
(1:08:58 AM) cheapxdate x: WHAT?
(1:08:58 AM) braveguitarist69: INTO LABOR?
(1:09:01 AM) therealkallen24: R U SRS
(1:09:04 AM) krisallen4fake: YEAH
(1:09:05 AM) krisallen4fake: FUCK
(1:09:07 AM) braveguitarist69: OH MY GOSH
(1:09:08 AM) therealkallen24: OH FUCK
(1:09:10 AM) these benches: WHAT
(1:09:13 AM) doinflipsnshiz: KRIS IS IN LABOR
(1:09:18 AM) therealkallen24: BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A C SECTION
(1:09:21 AM) braveguitarist69: =O
(1:09:28 AM) krisallen4fake: YEAH
(1:09:38 AM) therealkallen24: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DELIVER
(1:09:38 AM) krisallen4fake: IT'S NOT COMING OUT OF ANYWHERE OBVIOUSLY
(1:09:41 AM) braveguitarist69: I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
(1:09:42 AM) krisallen4fake: BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING
(1:09:43 AM) krisallen4fake: OW
(1:09:47 AM) therealkallen24: SHIT
(1:09:48 AM) krisallen4fake: DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL, ASSHOLES
(1:09:53 AM) therealkallen24: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
(1:09:58 AM) Styles62305: Thats called heartburn 4fake.
(1:09:58 AM) braveguitarist69: I CAN DRIVE!
(1:10:07 AM) krisallen4fake: THEN FUCKING DRIVE
(1:10:10 AM) therealkallen24: ARE YOU SURE IT'S DRIVING
(1:10:13 AM) therealkallen24: NOT A FRIEND HUG
(1:10:16 AM) krisallen4fake: KRIS
(1:10:19 AM) krisallen4fake: STOP
(1:10:36 AM) krisallen4fake: JUST GET THIS FUCKING BABY OUT OF ME
(1:10:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: yayyyyy i finished my essay
(1:10:46 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG IS KRISIS DELIVERING THE BABY
(1:11:06 AM) therealkallen24: ARE YOU SURE TAHT YOU ARE IN LABOR
(1:11:08 AM) braveguitarist69: I GOT A B- IN BIOLOGY IN HIGH SCHOOL!
(1:11:10 AM) braveguitarist69: I CAN HELP!
(1:11:13 AM) krisallen4fake: YES
(1:11:14 AM) ryogirl853: bb is due on halloween, remember?
(1:11:16 AM) therealkallen24: OH REALLY
(1:11:17 AM) krisallen4fake: GOD DAMN
(1:11:23 AM) therealkallen24: YOU CAN GIVE HIM A C SECTION
(1:11:27 AM) krisallen4fake: ...NO
(1:11:29 AM) krisallen4fake: KRIS
(1:11:33 AM) therealkallen24: AND YOU DIDN'T KNWO WHAT A FAUCKING GAY BAR WAS
(1:11:35 AM) krisallen4fake: TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
(1:11:39 AM) krisallen4fake: IT'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY
(1:11:46 AM) krisallen4fake: YOU CAN BITCH AT CALE LATER
(1:11:47 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG NO C-SECTION DON'T RUIN KRIS'S PERFECT TUMMY
(1:11:52 AM) Styles62305: I can give a c section.
(1:12:05 AM) therealkallen24: I'M SORRY, I'M FREAKING OUT A LITTLE
(1:12:05 AM) ionlyownmymind1: STYLES IS NOW A DOCTOR
(1:12:13 AM) krisallen4fake: I AM TOO
(1:12:24 AM) therealkallen24: *PETS HAIR AND HOLDS HAND*
(1:12:28 AM) Styles62305: I disected a frog in junior high and a pig in high school. SAME THING
(1:12:31 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: unf this porn is going swimmingly
(1:12:33 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: wait wat
(1:12:35 AM) therealkallen24: BREATHE BB
(1:12:45 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IS 4FAKE DELIVERING
(1:12:46 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: ?
(1:12:49 AM) therealkallen24: YES
(1:12:51 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: WAT?
(1:12:52 AM) krisallen4fake: YES
(1:12:53 AM) therealkallen24: AND WE ARE FREAKING OUT
(1:12:56 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IN CHAT?
(1:13:07 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG
(1:13:08 AM) arabellahope: WAT
(1:13:10 AM) therealkallen24: HE NEEDS A C SECTION
(1:13:14 AM) soapychk89: what is going on...
(1:13:15 AM) arabellahope: DID 4FAKE GO INTO LAVBOR
(1:13:17 AM) arabellahope: JHFDKL
(1:13:18 AM) ryogirl853: omg the bb is coming????
(1:13:19 AM) krisallen4fake: OH FFS *GETS IN CAR*
(1:13:21 AM) arabellahope: OMG
(1:13:22 AM) soapychk89: WHAT
(1:13:22 AM) ryogirl853: lol omg
(1:13:23 AM) arabellahope: OMG
(1:13:24 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: 4FAKE IS HAVING THE BABY
(1:13:26 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL OMG
(1:13:27 AM) krisallen4fake: SOMEONE DRIVE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
(1:13:27 AM) windandcoffee: wat wat
(1:13:29 AM) soapychk89: IS 4FAKE IN LABOR?!
(1:13:31 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YES
(1:13:31 AM) therealkallen24: *RUNS AFTER 4FAKE*
(1:13:33 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG
(1:13:33 AM) arabellahope: no love fluid in chat
(1:13:36 AM) arabellahope: NOOOOOOOOOO
(1:13:37 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:13:37 AM) braveguitarist69: I CAN DRIVE!
(1:13:38 AM) shoshpd left the room.
(1:13:38 AM) doinflipsnshiz: I LOVE IT
(1:13:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:13:39 AM) windandcoffee: WAIT WHAT
(1:13:40 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:13:40 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LOVE FLUID
(1:13:44 AM) krisallen4fake: THEN DRIVE, FUCKTARD
(1:13:47 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL LET CALE DRIVE
(1:13:50 AM) braveguitarist69: OMG
(1:13:50 AM) ionlyownmymind1: IS ANYONE IN HERE A MIDWIFE?!
(1:13:52 AM) ionlyownmymind1: ANYONE?
(1:13:52 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG THIS IS SO DRAMATIC
(1:13:52 AM) braveguitarist69: GIVE ME THE KEYS
(1:14:01 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:14:03 AM) arabellahope: OMG
(1:14:06 AM) Styles62305: I can try.
(1:14:07 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IDK, I HAVE A VAGINA
(1:14:08 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:14:08 AM) windandcoffee: wait wat omg WHAT HAPPENED
(1:14:09 AM) ryogirl853: cale is driving krisis to the hospital?
(1:14:10 AM) arabellahope: WHERE IS APRIL WHEN YOU BNEED HER
(1:14:11 AM) taks0721: lol
(1:14:12 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: DOES THAT QUALIFY ME
(1:14:14 AM) windandcoffee: DID YOU GUYS FUCK THE BABY OUT OF HIM
(1:14:15 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:14:19 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO @ OUR LIVES. SERIOUSLY.
(1:14:21 AM) braveguitarist69: OKAY I'M DRIVING
(1:14:22 AM) doinflipsnshiz: LOL IRL
(1:14:22 AM) arabellahope: I AM DYING
(1:14:24 AM) therealkallen24: *SITS NEXT TO KRIS IN THE BACKSEAT*
(1:14:26 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I KNOW
(1:14:26 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
(1:14:26 AM) therealkallen24: DRIVE
(1:14:30 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:14:31 AM) braveguitarist69: OH GOD, THIS CAR IS A PIECE OF CRAP
(1:14:32 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: *DYING OF LAUGHTER RN*
(1:14:32 AM) doinflipsnshiz: LOL
(1:14:33 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LETS TAKE A MOMENT TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS
SITUATION RIGHT NOW
(1:14:34 AM) cheapxdate x: IDK ONE DAY
(1:14:38 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I LOVE THAT JOSH IS IN HERE
(1:14:41 AM) ryogirl853: preserved forever: ryo_girl (http://twitter.com/ryo_girl)
windandcoffee (10:13:27 PM): DID YOU GUYS FUCK THE BABY OUT OF HIM
(1:14:42 AM) cheapxdate x: STOP FUCKING BABIES OUT OF PEOPLE, JFC
(1:14:46 AM) therealkallen24: WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT STARTING
(1:14:47 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LIKE, EVERYONE ELSE IS USED TO OUR CRAZY
(1:14:54 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WE'RE PANICING. OVER 2 KRIS ALLEN TROLLS. WHO ARE FAKE GIVING BIRTH. TO THEIR ASS BABY.
(1:14:58 AM) krisallen4fake: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAR
(1:14:59 AM) braveguitarist69: FUCKING RED LIGHT!
(1:15:01 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: ROFL
(1:15:01 AM) arabellahope: I LOVE US
(1:15:01 AM) ryogirl853: ryo_girl (http://twitter.com/ryo_girl) cheapxdatex (10:13:55 PM): STOP
FUCKING BABIES OUT OF PEOPLE, JFC
(1:15:03 AM) krisallen4fake: OOH FUCK
(1:15:10 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RN
(1:15:18 AM) OliveRAWR left the room.
(1:15:23 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL AT PEOPLE LEAVING
(1:15:28 AM) krisallen4fake: *GRABS KRIS'S HAND AND SQUEEZES HARD*
(1:15:28 AM) ryogirl853: lol ikr
(1:15:28 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:15:29 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL RYO U WHORE
(1:15:30 AM) braveguitarist69: OKAY SCREW THIS
(1:15:33 AM) therealkallen24: OW
(1:15:33 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M SPEEDING
(1:15:33 AM) ionlyownmymind1: CAN'T HANDLE THE CRAY CRAY
(1:15:34 AM) ryogirl853: lol well
(1:15:34 AM) therealkallen24: FUCK
(1:15:38 AM) braveguitarist69: I DON'T CARE ABOUT RED LIGHTS
(1:15:39 AM) krisallen4fake: SORRY
(1:15:41 AM) ryogirl853: everything you say is tweet fodder
(1:15:41 AM) joshuaxstardust: lmao those are MY people
(1:15:42 AM) braveguitarist69: KRIS IS HAVING A BBY
(1:15:44 AM) therealkallen24: IT'S OKAY BB
(1:15:52 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: JOSH I AM SO SORRY
(1:15:53 AM) braveguitarist69: OH SHIT
(1:15:56 AM) braveguitarist69: SORRY ABOUT THAT SPEED BUMP
(1:15:57 AM) cheapxdate x: GOD JOSH DONT BE SO ELITIST
(1:15:58 AM) infourseconds x: LOL, JOSH.
(1:15:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: YOU PICKED A FUCKED UP NIGHT TO VISIT
(1:16:00 AM) ionlyownmymind1: JOSH HI!
(1:16:00 AM) krisallen4fake: OW FUCK
(1:16:02 AM) cheapxdate x: WE CAN BE ~YOUR PEOPLE
(1:16:03 AM) therealkallen24: *HUGS*
(1:16:09 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: WE ARE NORMALLY KIND OF SANE
(1:16:18 AM) joshuaxstardust: sane is fucking boring though
(1:16:18 AM) therealkallen24: BE CAREFUL GOD DAMNIT
(1:16:23 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IT IS
(1:16:24 AM) ryogirl853: GeekInThePink82 (http://twitter.com/GeekInThePink82) @arabellahope
(http://twitter.com/arabellahope) I leave the chat and head off to bed and the Krisis' have their baby? WTF!?
(1:16:25 AM) infourseconds x: I BELIEVE YOU COMPLETELY.
(1:16:26 AM) ryogirl853: poor geek :-(
(1:16:28 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M SORRY!!!!!
(1:16:30 AM) ASH784365 left the room.
(1:16:34 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG GUYS I'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY
(1:16:37 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I MEAN WHY HAVE SANE WHE N YOU CAN HAVE KRIS TROLLS GIVING BIRTH
VIA AIM?
(1:16:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I'M LIKE A CRAZY PERSON RN
(1:16:41 AM) braveguitarist69: OKAY, I SEE THE HOSPITAL
(1:16:42 AM) therealkallen24: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING
(1:16:48 AM) ryogirl853: lol
(1:16:50 AM) therealkallen24: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING HOSPITAL
(1:16:50 AM) braveguitarist69: I SEE IT, OKAY?!
(1:16:51 AM) ryogirl853: this is cracking me up sfm
(1:16:52 AM) ASH784365 entered the room.
(1:16:54 AM) therealkallen24: YOU DUMBASS
(1:16:55 AM) braveguitarist69: OH
(1:16:58 AM) braveguitarist69: THAT'S A BURGER KING
(1:17:00 AM) braveguitarist69: SORRY
(1:17:01 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:17:02 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL CALE
(1:17:02 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO
(1:17:03 AM) iheartbmworld: OMG
(1:17:03 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:17:03 AM) krisallen4fake: AUGH
(1:17:05 AM) ryogirl853: lol burger king
(1:17:06 AM) iheartbmworld: A BURGER KING
(1:17:07 AM) joshuaxstardust: ASH. STAY.
(1:17:07 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: DYYYYIIIINNNGGGG
(1:17:09 AM) ryogirl853: cale = daniel
(1:17:11 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I LOVE HOW SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THEM
(1:17:11 AM) cheapxdate x: OMFG
(1:17:13 AM) ryogirl853: who can get lost on a straight road
(1:17:14 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WELL, NOT ACTUALLY
(1:17:15 AM) ASH784365: sorry, my internet sucks
(1:17:15 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA RYO
(1:17:16 AM) joshuaxstardust: OR I WILL NEVER MEOW AT YOU AGAIN.
(1:17:16 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(1:17:21 AM) ASH784365: :'(
(1:17:25 AM) infourseconds x: OH MY.
(1:17:29 AM) cheapxdate x: DO U KNOW HOW FUCKING SCARTY IT WOULD BE TO HAVE THE BURGER KING
KING DELIVER YOUR BABY
(1:17:31 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL JOSH WANTS A FRIEND TO WITNESS THIS INSANE
(1:17:31 AM) Styles62305 left the room.
(1:17:33 AM) cheapxdate x: SCARY*
(1:17:35 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:17:39 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL OMG
(1:17:39 AM) braveguitarist69: WAIT, WHERE AM I?
(1:17:43 AM) iheartbmworld: HIS FACE DOESN'T MOVE
(1:17:44 AM) braveguitarist69: I THINK I'M LOST D:
(1:17:44 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LIKE IN THE DRIVE THROUGH?
(1:17:46 AM) therealkallen24: IDK
(1:17:46 AM) ryogirl853: lol omg cale is lost
(1:17:48 AM) ryogirl853: lmfaoooooooo
(1:17:50 AM) krisallen4fake: CALE
(1:17:52 AM) krisallen4fake: FUCK
(1:17:54 AM) iheartbmworld: HE'LL JUST BE STARING AT YOU WITH THE PLASTIC CREEPER FACE
(1:17:56 AM) krisallen4fake: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
(1:17:58 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: USE THE FUCKING ONSTAR FUCK
(1:17:58 AM) therealkallen24: YOU WENT SOMEWHERE THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE
(1:18:01 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO I JUST GOT THAT BRAVE GUITARIST = CALE
(1:18:01 AM) cheapxdate x: SOOO FUCKING SCARY
(1:18:04 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN!!! :(
(1:18:05 AM) taks0721 left the room.
(1:18:11 AM) therealkallen24: THIS IS KATY'S OLD FUCKING CAR
(1:18:11 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WHY IS CALE DELIVERING THE BABY?!
(1:18:14 AM) arabellahope: LOL
(1:18:14 AM) ionlyownmymind1: THAT'S MESSED UP
(1:18:18 AM) taks0721 entered the room.
(1:18:24 AM) braveguitarist69: OKAY, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE HOSPITAL AGAIN?
(1:18:28 AM) ryogirl853: lol omg
(1:18:30 AM) braveguitarist69: BRB GETTING ON MAPQUEST
(1:18:32 AM) therealkallen24: CEDAR SINAI
(1:18:33 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD GENERAL
(1:18:35 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:18:38 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA MAPQUEST
(1:18:39 AM) arabellahope: MAP QUEST
(1:18:40 AM) arabellahope: LOL
(1:18:41 AM) iheartbmworld: IN THE MIDDLE OF LABOR
(1:18:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I DON'T TRUST YOU, CALE
(1:18:44 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
(1:18:46 AM) arabellahope: USE KRIS'S IPHONE, GOD
(1:18:49 AM) arabellahope: DUH
(1:18:50 AM) therealkallen24: YOU ARE DRIVING MOTHER FUCKER
(1:18:51 AM) braveguitarist69: OH NO
(1:18:51 AM) windandcoffee: mapquest wtf is this 2000?
(1:18:53 AM) iheartbmworld: SERIOUSLY GPS THIS SHIT
(1:18:55 AM) braveguitarist69: OH NO
(1:18:55 AM) windandcoffee: GOOGLE MAPS YOU FOOL
(1:18:56 AM) krisallen4fake: UM WHY DID THE CAR JUST TURN OFF?
(1:18:57 AM) iheartbmworld: ITS THE 21ST CENTURY
(1:18:57 AM) cheapxdate x: OMFG IS CALE THE BURGER KING????? MIND FUCK
(1:18:58 AM) therealkallen24: PULL OVER FIRST
(1:18:58 AM) braveguitarist69: THE CAR IS STALLING
(1:18:59 AM) ionlyownmymind1: THEN HE'D HAVE TO NAVIGATE THROUGH ALL THE GAY PORN THOUGH
(1:18:59 AM) braveguitarist69: WTF
(1:19:02 AM) arabellahope: CALE YOU ARE OPRETTY
(1:19:02 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: MAPQUEST DYING
(1:19:05 AM) arabellahope: BUT DUMB AS ROCKS
(1:19:08 AM) taks0721: lol
(1:19:10 AM) therealkallen24: ARE YOU FUCKING SRS
(1:19:13 AM) krisallen4fake: I'M GOING TO PUNCH SOMETHING
(1:19:15 AM) krisallen4fake: AUGH FUCK
(1:19:15 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M SORRY!
(1:19:16 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM LAUGHING
(1:19:17 AM) braveguitarist69: IT'S NOT...
(1:19:20 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I AM DYING
(1:19:20 AM) therealkallen24: PUNCH CALE
(1:19:20 AM) braveguitarist69: IT'S NOT STARTING!
(1:19:22 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: CALL AN AMBULANCE
(1:19:28 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG THE CAR CANNOT DIE
(1:19:30 AM) therealkallen24: FUCK
(1:19:32 AM) arabellahope: I CAN';T BELIEV CHAT IS DRENCHED IN AMNEOTIC FLUID
(1:19:32 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:19:36 AM) arabellahope: LOVE JUICE EVERYWHERE
(1:19:37 AM) therealkallen24: I LEFT MY PHONE AT HOME
(1:19:37 AM) braveguitarist69: LET ME TWEET FOR SOMEONE TO CALL 911!
(1:19:37 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO IRL
(1:19:40 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM SHAKING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
(1:19:40 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO
(1:19:42 AM) cheapxdate x: LOVE FLUIIIIID
(1:19:42 AM) iheartbmworld: LOVE FLUID
(1:19:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: ME TOOOOO
(1:19:44 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:19:45 AM) krisallen4fake: THERE'S NO SERVICE HERE
(1:19:45 AM) ionlyownmymind1: THIS IS EPIC
(1:19:47 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: TWEET
(1:19:51 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG
(1:19:53 AM) windandcoffee: :| fucking love fluid
(1:19:57 AM) braveguitarist69: GUYS I JUST TWEETED
(1:19:58 AM) windandcoffee: NO ONE DRINK IT
(1:19:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: 4FAKE IS OGING TO GO SEPTIC
(1:19:59 AM) arabellahope: LMAO, SHANI
(1:20:00 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL POOR SHANI
(1:20:01 AM) braveguitarist69: BUT NO ONE IS CALLING 911
(1:20:03 AM) arabellahope: YOUR :\ FACE
(1:20:05 AM) braveguitarist69: IDK HOW THIS WORKS
(1:20:06 AM) ryogirl853: lol shani
(1:20:07 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:20:07 AM) ryogirl853: :|
(1:20:13 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I CALLED CALE
(1:20:15 AM) arabellahope: I WANNA @JIM
(1:20:18 AM) arabellahope: FOR NO REASON
(1:20:19 AM) braveguitarist69: OH THANK YOU, ELLE!
(1:20:19 AM) ryogirl853: i think we all took something
(1:20:19 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG I FEAR FOR THE BABY
(1:20:22 AM) ryogirl853: and are high as fuck rn
(1:20:25 AM) windandcoffee: hahahahahaha
(1:20:26 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I JUST CALLED AND SEND THEMN TO KRIS'S IPHONE COORDINATES
(1:20:29 AM) taks0721: you took w/e my internet took
(1:20:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I HAD 4 CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY I'M LIKE A CRACKHEAD RN
(1:20:43 AM) braveguitarist69: KRIS, TWITPIC WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW
(1:20:45 AM) braveguitarist69: SOMEONE WILL FIND US
(1:20:46 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THEY ARE COMING VIA CHOPPER
(1:20:48 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:20:48 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: TWITPIC
(1:20:48 AM) therealkallen24: CAN YOUR WATER BREAK OR DOES THAT NOT HAPPEN WITH MPREG
(1:20:50 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:20:54 AM) arabellahope: LMAO TWITPIC
(1:20:56 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IDK
(1:20:57 AM) cheapxdate x: LOLLLL
(1:21:05 AM) krisallen4fake: WHERE'S THE WATER GOING TO COME OUT, MY ASS?
(1:21:08 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: C SECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO
(1:21:08 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO REALK NO IDEA
(1:21:11 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:21:13 AM) therealkallen24: IDK
(1:21:15 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO TWITPIC
(1:21:17 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I THINK WE'RE MAKING THIS UP AS WE GO REALLY
(1:21:19 AM) braveguitarist69: 4FAKE, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN :(
(1:21:23 AM) braveguitarist69: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE...
(1:21:25 AM) therealkallen24: STFU
(1:21:26 AM) krisallen4fake: I'M HAVING A FUCKING BABY
(1:21:27 AM) arabellahope: :( POOOO
(1:21:30 AM) krisallen4fake: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
(1:21:31 AM) therealkallen24: HE IS IN LABOR
(1:21:32 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WAIT
(1:21:33 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: GUYS THE CHOPPER
(1:21:34 AM) krisallen4fake: YOU JACKASS
(1:21:35 AM) arabellahope: 4FAKE
(1:21:35 AM) windandcoffee: ...WAIT WAIT IS THIS MY FIC D:
(1:21:37 AM) braveguitarist69: SORRY :(
(1:21:37 AM) arabellahope: YOUR ASS IS OK
(1:21:39 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IT'S THERE THEY JUST LET ME KNOW
(1:21:41 AM) ionlyownmymind1: IS THE BABY GONNA BE BORN...FROM HIS ASS?!
(1:21:43 AM) arabellahope: YOU ARE USED TO CRAYONS
(1:21:46 AM) arabellahope: AND 15 FINGERS
(1:21:46 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:21:47 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: NO C SECTION JESUS
(1:21:48 AM) arabellahope: THANK GOD
(1:21:55 AM) cheapxdate x: OMG
(1:21:55 AM) braveguitarist69: WAIT, THE BABY COMES OUT OF THE REAR?!
(1:21:56 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THAT'D BE DESTCUTIVE
(1:21:58 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M GOING TO THROW UP
(1:21:58 AM) cheapxdate x: LOLLLL
(1:22:00 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: NO
(1:22:00 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:22:02 AM) ionlyownmymind1: BUT BUT THE C-SECTION IS GONNA RUIN HIS ABS
(1:22:02 AM) arabellahope: ASS BABIES, DUUUH
(1:22:07 AM) cheapxdate x: >.>
(1:22:11 AM) iheartbmworld: CALE YOU ARE DUMB AS ROCKS SWEETIE
(1:22:16 AM) krisallen4fake: THE C-SECTION WILL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT
(1:22:18 AM) ryogirl853: lol cale
(1:22:20 AM) therealkallen24: IKR
(1:22:21 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING JESUS, IT CAN'T FUCKING PASSS THROUGH
(1:22:24 AM) cheapxdate x: ASS BABBIES?? YUM, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
(1:22:25 AM) ryogirl853: who is our cale troll? ilh
(1:22:26 AM) krisallen4fake: MY ABS WILL BE FINE
(1:22:28 AM) therealkallen24: 4FAKE IS STILL BUFF AS FUCK
(1:22:32 AM) krisallen4fake: YEAH
(1:22:37 AM) ryogirl853: ryo_girl (http://twitter.com/ryo_girl) cheapxdatex (10:21:36 PM): ASS
BABBIES?? YUM, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
(1:22:42 AM) ryogirl853: taks is missing it :-(
(1:22:43 AM) windandcoffee: llolol
(1:22:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO IRL
(1:22:48 AM) arabellahope: OMG EW
(1:22:50 AM) holiday in reel: ...WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? SOMEONE IS GIVING BIRTH?
(1:22:51 AM) cheapxdate x: RYOOOOOO STOP IMMORTALIZIMG MEEE
(1:22:53 AM) braveguitarist69: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING! :(
(1:22:56 AM) ryogirl853: krisis is having the bb
(1:22:58 AM) ryogirl853: and cale got them lost
(1:23:00 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: NO ONE DOES CALE
(1:23:03 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: NO ONE DOES
(1:23:07 AM) therealkallen24: OF COURSE YOU DON'T CALE
(1:23:08 AM) holiday in reel: CALE, YOU'RE A WHORE
(1:23:09 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: BUT LOOK OUTSIDE FOR THE HELIOCOPTER
(1:23:15 AM) braveguitarist69: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
(1:23:24 AM) holiday in reel: YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING.
(1:23:26 AM) braveguitarist69: THE DIFFERENT COLORS ON THE STOP LIGHT CONFUSED ME
(1:23:32 AM) therealkallen24: HOW
(1:23:34 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: CALE USE YOUR EYES
(1:23:37 AM) arabellahope: LOL, I'M TELLING MY SPN FRIEND ABOUT THE BABY
(1:23:39 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOOK FOR CHOPPER
(1:23:45 AM) braveguitarist69: THERE WAS PREGNANT MAN IN THE BACKSEAT!
(1:23:49 AM) braveguitarist69: I COULDN'T THINK
(1:23:49 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:23:50 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM DYYYIIIING
(1:23:51 AM) ryogirl853: 2012 is nominated for Best Original Song!
(1:23:54 AM) ryogirl853: http://www.awardscircuit.com/Images/technicals.html
(1:23:59 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO MELISSA YOU TWEETED ME
(1:23:59 AM) taks0721: huh
(1:24:03 AM) doinflipsnshiz: LOL YES I DID
(1:24:04 AM) ryogirl853: AC Awards Circuit, IDK what that is
(1:24:06 AM) ionlyownmymind1: FOR WHAT AWARDS SHOW
(1:24:07 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OH
(1:24:11 AM) doinflipsnshiz: I'M ONLY HALF WATCHING BUT I SAW THAT
(1:24:14 AM) ryogirl853: oh wait, PREDICTIONS
(1:24:16 AM) ryogirl853: THEY'RE ONLY PREDICTIONS
(1:24:18 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I WAS LIKE, "OSCARS?!" AND THEN I REALIZED, NOT POSSIBLE YET
(1:24:27 AM) iheartbmworld: IT SAYS A CHRISTMAS CAROL
(1:24:28 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:24:34 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SORRY, REALITY IS KINDA BLURRED RIGHT NOW, WITH ALL THE
ASS-PREGNANCY GOING ON
(1:24:36 AM) therealkallen24: CALE, WHY DON'T YOU WALK BACK TO THTA BURGER KIND THAT YOU
THOUGHT WAS A HOSPITAL AND CALL FOR HELP
(1:24:38 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THIS SI REALLY WEIRD CAUSE I AM WRITING ABOUT KRIS'S ASSHOLE AT
THE MOMENT
(1:24:38 AM) cheapxdate x: OMG STFU RYO
(1:24:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO ELLE
(1:24:47 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WHAT'S IN IT
(1:24:48 AM) braveguitarist69: OH
(1:24:49 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: REALK IU SENT A HELIOCOPTER
(1:24:51 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SOMETHING IS CLEARLY IN IT
(1:24:53 AM) braveguitarist69: DO THEY HAVE PHONES AT BURGER KING?
(1:24:56 AM) cheapxdate x: WHAT IS GOING ON
(1:24:57 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: ADAM'S FINGERS
(1:25:00 AM) cheapxdate x: SOMEONE TELL ME
(1:25:01 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OF COURSE
(1:25:02 AM) krisallen4fake: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT, CALE
(1:25:03 AM) cheapxdate x: RIGHT NOW
(1:25:05 AM) hypermusicmonkey entered the room.
(1:25:09 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KELLY NO ONE KNOWS
(1:25:09 AM) cheapxdate x: RIGHT FUCKING NOW
(1:25:09 AM) windandcoffee: YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING KRIS ALLEN CANT YOU GET HELP SENT TO YOU
(1:25:12 AM) windandcoffee: YOU HAVE PEOPLE
(1:25:13 AM) windandcoffee: WTF
(1:25:14 AM) iheartbmworld: CALE! CAN YOU GET ME A WHOPPER
(1:25:17 AM) infourseconds x: SUSAN.
(1:25:18 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KRISIS IS HAVING A BABY
(1:25:20 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: ROFL
(1:25:20 AM) arabellahope: LOL WAT
(1:25:22 AM) hypermusicmonkey: VICKI
(1:25:23 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:25:25 AM) ryogirl853: lmfao
(1:25:27 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: A WHOPPER
(1:25:28 AM) infourseconds x: HI.
(1:25:30 AM) arabellahope: BURGER KING?
(1:25:30 AM) therealkallen24: BMW
(1:25:31 AM) hypermusicmonkey: ICU!
(1:25:33 AM) therealkallen24: I WILL CUT YOU
(1:25:35 AM) arabellahope: WHAT. IS , HAPPENING
1:25:36 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: YEAH ACLE AND SOME CHICKEN FRIES FOR ME
(1:25:38 AM) krisallen4fake: CLAM DOWN BB
(1:25:41 AM) krisallen4fake: *PATS ARM*
(1:25:42 AM) arabellahope: WHEN DID WE GO TO A DRIVE THRU
(1:25:46 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG SOME ONE ORDER ME FRIES WHILE YOU'RE THERE
(1:25:48 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA I'M HUNGRY REALK AND YOUR DUMASS CALE IS TAKING YOU TO BURGER KING
(1:25:50 AM) windandcoffee: crispy chicken?
(1:25:52 AM) cheapxdate x: RYO
(1:25:52 AM) arabellahope: CALE! GO GET A CAMERA
(1:25:53 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WHEN CALE DECIDED TO SUCK ASS AT DRIVING
(1:25:54 AM) iheartbmworld: MIGHT AS WELL REAP THE BENEFITS
(1:25:58 AM) arabellahope: WE NEED ASS BABY PICS
(1:25:58 AM) cheapxdate x: WHAT IS THAT LINK?
(1:26:00 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: WRITE THIS DOWN CALE
(1:26:02 AM) cheapxdate x: RYO
(1:26:03 AM) braveguitarist69: BMW, DO YOU WANT CHEESE ON IT?
(1:26:04 AM) arabellahope: I WILL REGOOGLE PREP H OTHERWISE
(1:26:05 AM) cheapxdate x: RYO
(1:26:06 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: F.,AMFSMNX.AERFIKT
(1:26:07 AM) iheartbmworld: YES PLEASE!
(1:26:08 AM) arabellahope: I BET THEY MATCH
(1:26:10 AM) iheartbmworld: THANKS CALE!
(1:26:12 AM) therealkallen24: CALE IS WALKING BACK TO THE BURGER KING THAT HE THOUGHT WAS A
HOSPITAL
(1:26:19 AM) BuffyX 00 entered the room.
(1:26:19 AM) arabellahope: OIC
(1:26:21 AM) therealkallen24: CALE IF YOU FUCKING BUY ANYTHING
(1:26:23 AM) ionlyownmymind1: BUFFY OMG
(1:26:24 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM CRYING. TEARS DOWN MY FACE. DO YOU WANT CHEESE ON THAT
(1:26:27 AM) therealkallen24: I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS
(1:26:27 AM) BuffyX 00: OMG DID I MISS THE BIRTH?????????
(1:26:29 AM) ionlyownmymind1: KRIS IS ABOUT TO HAVE THE BB
(1:26:31 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:26:31 AM) braveguitarist69: BUT SHE WANTS A WHOPPER...
(1:26:31 AM) these benches: OMG
(1:26:33 AM) holiday in reel: IN LIKE 15 MINUTES, SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME IN WITH THE SCREENNAME
'ASSBABY' OR SOMETHING AND PRETEND TO BE BORN.
(1:26:34 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG WHO EVER IS CALE
(1:26:35 AM) krisallen4fake: CALE
(1:26:35 AM) these benches: SITS WITH POPCORN ON A HILL
(1:26:35 AM) BuffyX 00: I SAW TWITTER AND RAN
(1:26:38 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: A+++++++
(1:26:38 AM) krisallen4fake: CALL FOR HELP
(1:26:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO ELLE ILU SO MUCH RN
(1:26:39 AM) therealkallen24: IT'S A FRIEND TICKELE
(1:26:41 AM) ryogirl853: lol
(1:26:41 AM) cheapxdate x: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(1:26:41 AM) krisallen4fake: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
(1:26:43 AM) therealkallen24: TICKLE*
(1:26:45 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: DO YOU WANT CHEESE
(1:26:45 AM) arabellahope: SHE???
(1:26:47 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOLOLOLOL
(1:26:47 AM) these benches: I AM WATCHING A PREGNANCY
(1:26:48 AM) ryogirl853: lmfao holiday
(1:26:48 AM) arabellahope: HE
(1:26:51 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I HOPE WE NEVER CHANGE GUYS
(1:26:51 AM) these benches: WHILE LISTENING TO LADY GAGA
(1:26:52 AM) cheapxdate x: IT
(1:26:52 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SERIOUSLY
(1:26:58 AM) BuffyX 00: OMG SO WAIT I DIDN'T MISS IT???????????????
(1:26:58 AM) taks0721: you guys are sort of insane
(1:27:03 AM) cheapxdate x: A MALE PREGNANCY
(1:27:04 AM) ionlyownmymind1: IT'S LIKE THAT SONG BY JOEY MACINTRE "STAY THE SAME"
(1:27:06 AM) these benches: jsut a little
(1:27:07 AM) these benches: just
(1:27:09 AM) ryogirl853: taks! you're not missing it :-D
(1:27:09 AM) arabellahope: OMG YES
(1:27:11 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN'T STOP COUGHING
(1:27:11 AM) BuffyX 00: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(1:27:14 AM) arabellahope: ASSBABY TROLL
(1:27:18 AM) ionlyownmymind1: "AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS STAY THE SAMEEEE CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
BOUT YOU I WOULD CHANGE"
(1:27:21 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: DO YOU WANT CHEESE
(1:27:22 AM) arabellahope: 4FAKE, GO MAKE HAILEY A TROLL
(1:27:23 AM) braveguitarist69: OKAY, I'M BACK
(1:27:25 AM) krisallen4fake: IT'S NOT AN ASSBABY, EXCUSE YOU
(1:27:26 AM) cheapxdate x: OK BUT SERIOUSLY
(1:27:28 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO ELLE
(1:27:28 AM) windandcoffee: hahahahaha
(1:27:29 AM) braveguitarist69: BMW, HERE'S YOUR WHOPPER
(1:27:31 AM) ionlyownmymind1: THAT'S MY VISION FOR US. OMG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME TODAY
(1:27:32 AM) therealkallen24: IKR
(1:27:32 AM) cheapxdate x: WHAT AWARD SITE IS THAT
(1:27:33 AM) arabellahope: ...WHILE BREATHING HEAVY
(1:27:33 AM) iheartbmworld: GRACIAS!!
(1:27:34 AM) cheapxdate x: TELL ME
(1:27:41 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:27:42 AM) arabellahope: (ITS AN ASSBABY
(1:27:42 AM) braveguitarist69: OH, AND I CALLED THE HOSPITAL
(1:27:45 AM) therealkallen24: CLONES HAVE SOME WIERD EXTRA CAVITY THING
(1:27:49 AM) braveguitarist69: THEY'RE CLOSED FOR SWEETNESS DAY
(1:27:50 AM) therealkallen24: IT'S WEIRD
(1:27:53 AM) hypermusicmonkey left the room.
(1:27:56 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA OMG
(1:27:56 AM) arabellahope: YOU HAVE A HIDDEN VAG?
(1:27:57 AM) krisallen4fake: THEY'RE WHAT
(1:27:57 AM) therealkallen24: WTF
(1:27:58 AM) therealkallen24: CALE
(1:27:58 AM) windandcoffee: ...
(1:27:59 AM) arabellahope: WAT
(1:28:00 AM) windandcoffee: WAT
(1:28:02 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: SWEETNESS DAY?
(1:28:03 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KALE WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y OU
(1:28:03 AM) braveguitarist69: THEY'RE CLOSED...
(1:28:04 AM) windandcoffee: HOSPITALS DONT CLOSE
(1:28:07 AM) braveguitarist69: FOR SWEETNESS DAY
(1:28:10 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: YOU FUCKING VEGATABLE
(1:28:12 AM) braveguitarist69: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID, 'KAY?
(1:28:14 AM) windandcoffee: WHERE IS APRIL
(1:28:15 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WHY DID WE GET NEW PEOPLE IN HERE TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS LMAO
(1:28:16 AM) krisallen4fake: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DAY IS THAT
(1:28:17 AM) arabellahope: WHY IS MONICa getting a whopper
(1:28:17 AM) windandcoffee: SHE DELIVERS BBS
(1:28:18 AM) BuffyX 00: OMG
(1:28:18 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:28:19 AM) cheapxdate x: LOLLLLLLLL
(1:28:21 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WE ARE NOT USUALLY THIS NUTS
(1:28:21 AM) hypermusicmonkey entered the room.
(1:28:22 AM) braveguitarist69: OR
(1:28:22 AM) arabellahope: this is srs bizz
(1:28:23 AM) windandcoffee: GUYSSSSSSSSSS
(1:28:24 AM) windandcoffee: WE NEED HER
(1:28:26 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I KNOW
(1:28:28 AM) braveguitarist69: MAYBE THEY WISHED ME HAPPY SWEETNESS DAY
(1:28:29 AM) arabellahope: aprillll
(1:28:29 AM) braveguitarist69: IDK
(1:28:31 AM) arabellahope: dm her ass
(1:28:32 AM) BuffyX 00: IS CALE GONNA HAVE TO DELIVER THE BABY HIMSELF????????
(1:28:33 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM SO SORRY EBERYONE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
(1:28:34 AM) iheartbmworld: BECAUSE I ASKED CALE FOR ONE ANG
(1:28:34 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:28:34 AM) windandcoffee: SHE'S AT WORK RIGHT NOWWWWWW
(1:28:37 AM) cheapxdate x: WEE OOOO .. WEEE OOOOO .. WEE OO
(1:28:38 AM) iheartbmworld: AND HE GAVE ME ONE
(1:28:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: NO, CALE. NO.
(1:28:40 AM) krisallen4fake: DID YOU CALL THE RIGHT NUMBER, CALE?
(1:28:40 AM) windandcoffee: GO TO HER HOSPITAL
(1:28:41 AM) arabellahope: OIC
(1:28:41 AM) cheapxdate x: CALE
(1:28:42 AM) windandcoffee: GO GO GOG
(1:28:43 AM) therealkallen24: CALE DID YOU CALL CEDAR SINAI?
(1:28:43 AM) arabellahope: GREEDY
(1:28:45 AM) BuffyX 00: WHERE IS THEREALK????
(1:28:47 AM) cheapxdate x: GET THE BURGER KING KING
(1:28:48 AM) braveguitarist69: I CALLED THEM
(1:28:49 AM) therealkallen24: WHO DID YOU CALL
(1:28:51 AM) cheapxdate x: HE CAN DO IT
(1:28:53 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KELLY IS AMBULANCE
(1:28:55 AM) iheartbmworld: YES KELLY!!
(1:28:55 AM) braveguitarist69: AND THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SWEETNESS DAY
(1:28:56 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:28:57 AM) arabellahope: WOOO WOOO
(1:28:59 AM) braveguitarist69: I THOUGHT THEY WERE SAYING IT WAS CLOSED
(1:29:02 AM) arabellahope: GO KELLY GO
(1:29:02 AM) iheartbmworld: THE BURGER KING KING NEEDS TO DELIVER THIS ASSBABY
(1:29:04 AM) ionlyownmymind1: KRISIS ASS BABY DELIVERED BY THE BURGER KING
(1:29:05 AM) therealkallen24: WHAT WAS THEIR NAME CALE
(1:29:07 AM) cheapxdate x: HE CAN DELIVER THE BABY ON HAMBURGER WRAPPERS
(1:29:08 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:29:09 AM) therealkallen24: THING HARD
(1:29:09 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SEEMS APPROPRIATE
(1:29:12 AM) braveguitarist69: WHO'S NAME?
(1:29:13 AM) arabellahope: LIKE IN THAT MOVIE
(1:29:14 AM) BuffyX 00: LOL CALE IS KIND OF AN IDIOT
(1:29:15 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG
(1:29:17 AM) therealkallen24: IT IS NOT AN ASSBABY
(1:29:18 AM) arabellahope: DONUT NAME IT AMERICA
(1:29:21 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: *CRYING*
(1:29:24 AM) arabellahope: CUZ IT WAS BORN IN WALMART
(1:29:25 AM) ryogirl853: i will lol forever if Hailey turns out to be a Hunter instead
(1:29:28 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THIS CHAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED
(1:29:30 AM) OliveRAWR entered the room.
(1:29:32 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: FOR ALL TIME
(1:29:32 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:29:36 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEE OOOOOO
(1:29:37 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG ANG
(1:29:37 AM) therealkimberwyn entered the room.
(1:29:38 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEE OOOOO
(1:29:39 AM) arabellahope: RAWR RESALK
(1:29:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WHERE THE HEART IS
(1:29:41 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
(1:29:42 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEEE OOOOOO
(1:29:42 AM) arabellahope: THAT WILL HELP
(1:29:43 AM) therealkallen24: 4FAKE HAS AN EXTRA CAVITY WHERE THE BABY IS GROWING
(1:29:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OIC
(1:29:43 AM) BuffyX 00: LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON
(1:29:44 AM) windandcoffee: olive rawr IS THIS THE BB
(1:29:45 AM) ryogirl853: lol rawr
(1:29:46 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEEEE OOOOOOO
(1:29:49 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KIMBERWYN IS DOCTOR
(1:29:50 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL ALL THE TROLLS
(1:29:50 AM) braveguitarist69: OH GOD
(1:29:52 AM) krisallen4fake: AND IT WON'T COME OUT OF MY ASS
(1:29:52 AM) therealkimberwyn: Hello
(1:29:52 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M GOING TO YACK
(1:29:53 AM) arabellahope: RAWR LIKE YOUR BB'S LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
(1:29:55 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KIMBERWYN IS HERE
(1:29:55 AM) OliveRAWR: I am? why
(1:29:56 AM) braveguitarist69: WHAT IS THAT
(1:29:56 AM) krisallen4fake: SO I NEED TO GET SURGERY
(1:30:00 AM) infourseconds x: OLIVE. :-D
(1:30:00 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:30:03 AM) therealkallen24: EXACTLY
(1:30:03 AM) arabellahope: KIMBEWYN WILL SAVE IUS ALL
(1:30:08 AM) therealkallen24: SURGERY IS NECESSARY
(1:30:08 AM) cheapxdate x: FIRGURES
(1:30:09 AM) krisallen4fake: SO I NEED TO GET TO A HOSPITAL
(1:30:12 AM) cheapxdate x: FIGURES
(1:30:14 AM) OliveRAWR: VICKI
(1:30:21 AM) arabellahope: HAILEY, BORN AMONG THE FRENCH FRIES
(1:30:21 AM) therealkallen24: OLIVE IS NOT THE BB
(1:30:22 AM) infourseconds x: ICU.
(1:30:23 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LOL I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE ANON POST THIS WEEK RN
(1:30:28 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I KNOW
(1:30:29 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEE OOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOOO
(1:30:31 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OH WELL
(1:30:31 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL
(1:30:34 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOLOLOL
(1:30:35 AM) windandcoffee: hahahahahaha kelly
(1:30:36 AM) arabellahope: I AM CLAPPING
(1:30:36 AM) ryogirl853: lol ikr, "they're all fucking cray cray"
(1:30:37 AM) krisallen4fake: LOLOL
(1:30:37 AM) arabellahope: IRL
(1:30:38 AM) OliveRAWR: I am no the "bb"?
(1:30:38 AM) iheartbmworld: KELLY NICE AMBULANCE SOUNDS
(1:30:42 AM) braveguitarist69: WAIT
(1:30:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO KELLY = AMBULENCE
(1:30:43 AM) OliveRAWR: LOL OKAY
(1:30:44 AM) cheapxdate x: TY TY
(1:30:45 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LOVE IT
(1:30:45 AM) these benches: GA
(1:30:45 AM) these benches: GA
(1:30:46 AM) these benches: OO LALA
(1:30:48 AM) therealkallen24: FUCK IT, WHERE ARE WE
(1:30:48 AM) these benches: WATCH OUT BAD ROMANCE
(1:30:50 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM LAUGHING AT KELLY MAKING AMBULENCE SOUNDS
(1:30:50 AM) ryogirl853: lmfao i am fucking dying
(1:30:51 AM) braveguitarist69: ARE HOSPITALS LIKE REALLY TALL BUILDINGS?
(1:30:53 AM) therealkallen24: DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT BB
(1:30:55 AM) windandcoffee: HAHAHAHA
(1:30:55 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KJELLY WAS AMBULANCE
(1:30:57 AM) BuffyX 00: LMAO
(1:30:58 AM) ryogirl853: lmfao
(1:30:59 AM) iheartbmworld: THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
(1:31:00 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:31:03 AM) cheapxdate x: *** DO YOU GENTLEMENT NEED SOME HELP??? ***
(1:31:06 AM) krisallen4fake: I DONUT LIKE BURGER KING
(1:31:07 AM) krisallen4fake: OMG
(1:31:08 AM) krisallen4fake: HI
(1:31:09 AM) krisallen4fake: YEAH
(1:31:09 AM) windandcoffee: PANIC PANIC PANIC HOW ARE YOUR CONTRACTIONS
(1:31:10 AM) krisallen4fake: UM
(1:31:10 AM) windandcoffee: OMGOMG
(1:31:12 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOLOL
(1:31:12 AM) therealkallen24: I WOULD CARRY YOU
(1:31:15 AM) braveguitarist69: AMBULANCE PERSON
(1:31:16 AM) therealkallen24: BUT IDK WHERE WE ARE
(1:31:18 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KELLY LOL
(1:31:19 AM) braveguitarist69: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO A HOSPITAL?
(1:31:24 AM) cheapxdate x: *** WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?? ***
(1:31:25 AM) krisallen4fake: BB THE AMBULENCE IS HERE
(1:31:27 AM) krisallen4fake: UM
(1:31:30 AM) krisallen4fake: I'M GIVING BIRTH
(1:31:31 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: IT'S A STRIPPER
(1:31:33 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA OMG
(1:31:36 AM) ionlyownmymind1: 4FAKE BREATHE WITH ME BB
(1:31:38 AM) cheapxdate x: *** HOLY SHIT IS THAT LOVE FLUID ... YOU'RE A FUCKING DUDE***
(1:31:39 AM) windandcoffee: 4FAKE IS LEAVING LOVE FLUID D:
(1:31:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HEEE HEEE HOOOO
(1:31:42 AM) braveguitarist69: THIS MAN IS GIVING BIRTH
(1:31:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HEEE HEEE HOOOO
(1:31:43 AM) ryogirl853: lol omg
(1:31:44 AM) arabellahope: 4FAKE
(1:31:45 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA LOVE FLUID
(1:31:45 AM) BuffyX 00: LMAO OMG
(1:31:45 AM) windandcoffee: :|
(1:31:46 AM) iheartbmworld: OMG
(1:31:47 AM) arabellahope: BREATHE IN
(1:31:49 AM) braveguitarist69: AND IF HE DOESN'T GET A SEA SECTION
(1:31:50 AM) arabellahope: BREATHE OUT
(1:31:51 AM) ryogirl853: poor geek is missing it
(1:31:51 AM) hypermusicmonkey left the room.
(1:31:52 AM) braveguitarist69: HE MIGHT GIVE BIRTH BY MOUTH
(1:31:55 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: CALE CALLED A STRIPPER INSTEAD OF A DCOTR
(1:31:56 AM) arabellahope: HAA-HAA-HEE-HEE
(1:31:56 AM) therealkimberwyn: Oh.
(1:31:57 AM) krisallen4fake: JUST GET ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
(1:31:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: SEA SECTION
(1:32:01 AM) arabellahope: HAA-HAA-HOO-HOO
(1:32:05 AM) braveguitarist69: IS THAT NOT RIGHT?
(1:32:05 AM) ryogirl853: sea secion
(1:32:06 AM) windandcoffee: NO NEED TO GET SNIPPY 4FAKE
(1:32:06 AM) cheapxdate x: *** WHERE THE FUCK DOES THE BABY COME OUT??? HIS ASS??? ***
(1:32:07 AM) ryogirl853: *section
(1:32:09 AM) arabellahope: LMao
(1:32:09 AM) therealkallen24: NO
(1:32:10 AM) windandcoffee: WE ARE HERE TO HELP
(1:32:15 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:32:20 AM) windandcoffee: HIS BELLY BUTTON!
(1:32:20 AM) taks0721 left the room.
(1:32:21 AM) ionlyownmymind1: *I HOPE IT COMES OUT OF HIS BELLY BUTTON*
(1:32:27 AM) windandcoffee: LOLOL DANI
(1:32:31 AM) therealkallen24: OMG IT MIGHT
(1:32:31 AM) arabellahope: imma die
(1:32:32 AM) cheapxdate x: *** OK CAN YOU GET IN THE AMBULENCE?***
(1:32:36 AM) these benches: BULANCE*
(1:32:37 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO IMAGINE IF IT CAME OUT OF HIS DICK. OUCH.
(1:32:38 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I AM GOING TO PUKE
(1:32:38 AM) krisallen4fake: YES
(1:32:38 AM) ryogirl853: lmaooooo
(1:32:40 AM) cheapxdate x: SHHH
(1:32:42 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG ME TOO
(1:32:42 AM) ryogirl853: it's a good thing i'm outta soda
(1:32:43 AM) arabellahope: is there a post
(1:32:44 AM) these benches: OK OK
(1:32:45 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL DAMN
(1:32:45 AM) these benches: ok
(1:32:46 AM) cheapxdate x: *** OK HOP ON IN***
(1:32:49 AM) krisallen4fake: *CLIMBS IN AMBULENCE*
(1:32:49 AM) ryogirl853: or my laptop would be ruined
(1:32:50 AM) ryogirl853: rn
(1:32:50 AM) ASSBABY4REAL entered the room.
(1:32:54 AM) arabellahope: omg
(1:32:55 AM) windandcoffee: lol
(1:32:56 AM) krisallen4fake: OMG
(1:32:57 AM) windandcoffee: omg
(1:32:57 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA OMG
(1:32:58 AM) arabellahope: OMFG
(1:32:58 AM) windandcoffee: og
(1:32:58 AM) windandcoffee: omg
(1:32:59 AM) ionlyownmymind1: MY PARENTS ARE GONNA THINK IM ON DRUGS AGAIN
(1:32:59 AM) windandcoffee: omg
(1:33:00 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEE OOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOOO
(1:33:00 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG NO
(1:33:02 AM) therealkallen24: *CLIMBS IN WITH KRIS*
(1:33:03 AM) arabellahope: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBY IS BORN?
(1:33:05 AM) braveguitarist69: 4FAKE, THE SOUNDS YOU ARE MAKING ARE MAKING ME
UNCOMFORTABLE
(1:33:05 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YOU HAVENT BEEN BORN YET
(1:33:07 AM) windandcoffee: ASS BABY
(1:33:07 AM) braveguitarist69: CAN YOU QUIET DOWN?
(1:33:08 AM) cheapxdate x: *** HOLD ON BACK THERE!! ***
(1:33:09 AM) windandcoffee: WHAT
(1:33:11 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE
(1:33:12 AM) ryogirl853: rofl
(1:33:12 AM) arabellahope: ASSBABY4REAL
(1:33:12 AM) krisallen4fake: SHUT UP CALE
(1:33:14 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:33:15 AM) arabellahope: RELAX
(1:33:15 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA ASSBABY IS HERE BEFORE 4FAKE DELIVERED
(1:33:16 AM) therealkimberwyn: Obnoxious.
(1:33:18 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOOOOO
(1:33:20 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:33:21 AM) therealkallen24: SLAPS CALE
(1:33:22 AM) ryogirl853: looooooool
(1:33:23 AM) arabellahope: OMG KIMBER
(1:33:25 AM) ryogirl853: assbaby4real
(1:33:25 AM) therealkallen24: **
(1:33:26 AM) arabellahope: YOU ARE NOT FAKE
(1:33:27 AM) windandcoffee: LOL WTF
(1:33:28 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: STFU KIMBERWYN
(1:33:29 AM) arabellahope: YOU ARE REALZ
(1:33:30 AM) cheapxdate x: WEEEEEE OOOOOOOO WWEEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEE OOOOOOO
(1:33:30 AM) arabellahope: !!!
(1:33:34 AM) ionlyownmymind1: REALK SLAP CALE AGAIN
(1:33:35 AM) smores4real left the room.
(1:33:36 AM) cheapxdate x: *** OK WE'RE HERE ***
(1:33:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HE DESERVES IT
(1:33:40 AM) BuffyX 00: GUYS I AM GOING TO PUKE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
(1:33:43 AM) ionlyownmymind1: ME TOO LMAO
(1:33:45 AM) cheapxdate x: *** GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ASS BABY!! ****
(1:33:46 AM) arabellahope: KELLY IS KILLING ME, BTW
(1:33:47 AM) krisallen4fake: THANK FUCKING GOD
(1:33:47 AM) windandcoffee: ME TOOOO
(1:33:48 AM) ionlyownmymind1: I NEED A MUZZLE
(1:33:49 AM) ryogirl853: lol assbaby4real
(1:33:49 AM) krisallen4fake: FUCK YOU
(1:33:52 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: ME TOO BUFFY
(1:33:52 AM) ryogirl853: i love us sfm
(1:33:52 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LIKE KELLY MAMING AMBULENCE NOISES
(1:33:53 AM) smores4real entered the room.
(1:33:54 AM) windandcoffee: HAHAHAHAHAHA KELLY
(1:33:56 AM) ryogirl853: we are fucking cray cray
(1:33:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: JUST RBOUGHT THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OD REDIC
(1:34:02 AM) taks0721 entered the room.
(1:34:09 AM) arabellahope: AT LEAST THERE ISN;T AN ORGY
(1:34:15 AM) arabellahope: WE'RE JUST EXCITED PARENTS
(1:34:19 AM) ryogirl853: lol
(1:34:21 AM) therealkallen24: IT ISN'T A FUCKING ASS BB
(1:34:26 AM) cheapxdate x: **** HEART-EYES WAVE **** SIGH **** I LOVE MY JOB *****
(1:34:26 AM) windandcoffee: GUYS IT'S OUR BB TOO WER'E ALL MARRIED
(1:34:30 AM) ionlyownmymind1: WE'VE HAD A MARRIAGE, A BIRTH...WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT
(1:34:33 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(1:34:36 AM) BuffyX 00: LMAO KELLY
(1:34:36 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
(1:34:37 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO
(1:34:37 AM) krisallen4fake: OK BLAH BLAH BLAH *GETS C-SECTION*
(1:34:38 AM) ryogirl853: lol Hailey is like 2 weeks early
(1:34:38 AM) windandcoffee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(1:34:39 AM) soapychk89: omg this fic is ridici
(1:34:40 AM) ryogirl853: lmfao
(1:34:43 AM) cheapxdate x: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(1:34:45 AM) arabellahope: BLAH BLAH BLAH
(1:34:47 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:34:47 AM) soapychk89: ...wut
(1:34:48 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL
(1:34:50 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:34:52 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: BLAH BLAH BLAH X SECTION
(1:34:52 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LOL SOAPY THIS IS NO FIC THIS IS REAL LIFE HDU
(1:34:52 AM) these benches: they had a babby
(1:34:52 AM) windandcoffee: OMG
(1:34:55 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: SOAPY
(1:34:57 AM) therealkallen24: OMG THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD
(1:34:58 AM) arabellahope: NOOOOO 4FAKE
(1:34:59 AM) krisallen4fake: OMG LOOK BB
(1:35:01 AM) arabellahope: OMG
(1:35:02 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *crycrycry*
(1:35:02 AM) BuffyX 00: LMAO
(1:35:03 AM) krisallen4fake: IT'S OUR BB :')
(1:35:04 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: OMG YOU MISSED THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER
(1:35:05 AM) ionlyownmymind1: DON'T PASS OUT
(1:35:05 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:35:06 AM) cheapxdate x: LOLLLLLLL
(1:35:07 AM) ryogirl853: awwwwwww
(1:35:08 AM) therealkallen24: :))
(1:35:08 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMGGGGGGGG
(1:35:09 AM) braveguitarist69: THAT BABY IS A MIRACLE!
(1:35:09 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL AWW
(1:35:09 AM) OliveRAWR: awwww bb
(1:35:10 AM) arabellahope: SLAP IT ON THE ASS
(1:35:10 AM) windandcoffee: OMG SOME SLAP HER BUTT AGAIN
(1:35:10 AM) BuffyX 00: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(1:35:11 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: coooooo
(1:35:13 AM) arabellahope: CALL IT SALLY
(1:35:13 AM) windandcoffee: IS SHE RESPONSIVE
(1:35:14 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HEARTS IN MY MOTHER FUCKING EYESSSSSSS
(1:35:17 AM) therealkallen24: NOT LAUGHTER
(1:35:17 AM) braveguitarist69: I'M GOING TO GET IT SOMETHING FROM BURGER KING
(1:35:18 AM) arabellahope: (NO, WAIT, DONT)
(1:35:18 AM) windandcoffee: GET THE GUNK OUT OF HER EYES
(1:35:21 AM) therealkallen24: :')
(1:35:23 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THE MIRACLE OF INTERNET BIRTH
(1:35:24 AM) arabellahope: (DEETHY MIGHT GET IDEAS)
(1:35:25 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO CALE
(1:35:27 AM) soapychk89: lol what
(1:35:27 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *blink*
(1:35:31 AM) krisallen4fake: SHE'S THE MOST PERFECT THING I'VE EVER SEEN
(1:35:31 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HAILEY IS HEREEEEE
(1:35:32 AM) cheapxdate x: *** HEAVY SIGH ***
(1:35:33 AM) iheartbmworld: ARE YOU GONNA GET A LITTLE PLASTIC TOY
(1:35:34 AM) arabellahope: CALE, YOU LOSE
(1:35:36 AM) therealkallen24: IS SHE BREATHING
(1:35:37 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: =)
(1:35:38 AM) iheartbmworld: YOU GET IN KIDS MEALS
(1:35:39 AM) krisallen4fake: YES
(1:35:40 AM) ryogirl853: YAY HAILEY! WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
(1:35:44 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: waaaaaaah
(1:35:44 AM) therealkallen24: OK GOOD
(1:35:45 AM) krisallen4fake: BB COME HOLD HER
(1:35:46 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HAILEY ALLEN ALLEN
(1:35:47 AM) arabellahope: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HAILEYFACE
(1:35:53 AM) soapychk89: lol oh god
(1:35:53 AM) arabellahope: *OLIVIA
(1:35:59 AM) soapychk89: is assbaby4real hailey?
(1:36:01 AM) arabellahope: SOAPY
(1:36:01 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:36:02 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YES
(1:36:03 AM) therealkallen24: *HOLDS*
(1:36:05 AM) ionlyownmymind1: NO
(1:36:05 AM) windandcoffee: LOL YES
(1:36:05 AM) cheapxdate x: AWWWW YOU CANT EVEN TELL SHE EMERGED FROM A MANS ASSHOLE
(1:36:07 AM) arabellahope: LOOK AT HER LITTLE TOES
(1:36:07 AM) krisallen4fake: HAILEY WASN'T AN ASSBABY
(1:36:08 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL YES
(1:36:09 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: YAY HAILEY! *BALOONS AND ONSIE"
(1:36:12 AM) BuffyX 00: I THINK KRISIS JUST JUMPED THE SHARK. I MEAN WHAT PLOTLINES DO WE
GET AFTER A BABY?
(1:36:13 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: =) cooo
(1:36:14 AM) windandcoffee: LOL KELLY
(1:36:16 AM) arabellahope: lol dying
(1:36:16 AM) BuffyX 00: IT'S JIM AND PAM ALL OVER AGAIN
(1:36:16 AM) these benches: omfg
(1:36:17 AM) ryogirl853: someone make a birth annoucement
(1:36:17 AM) therealkallen24: NO HAILEY WAS NOT AN ASSBB
(1:36:18 AM) these benches: assbaby4real
(1:36:20 AM) these benches: hey assbaby
(1:36:21 AM) these benches: how u doin
(1:36:21 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO BUFFY
(1:36:23 AM) these benches: CAN I DO IT
(1:36:23 AM) soapychk89: lol buffy
(1:36:24 AM) holiday in reel: IKR BUFFY?
(1:36:26 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOLOL
(1:36:26 AM) holiday in reel: IT'S ALL OVER
(1:36:26 AM) arabellahope: i am crying, this is so beautiful
(1:36:27 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO BUFFY
(1:36:28 AM) ryogirl853: lol now we have the terrible 2s
(1:36:32 AM) ryogirl853: and the bb interrupting sex
(1:36:33 AM) smores4real: LMAO Y'ALL ARE CRAY CRAY KRISBERTS
(1:36:37 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: mama?
(1:36:40 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: RIGHT A MONTAGE
(1:36:40 AM) ryogirl853: and 4fake being bitchy because his nipples hurt
(1:36:41 AM) these benches: wait
(1:36:41 AM) arabellahope: i bet hailey shoves coffee beans up her nose
(1:36:41 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:36:41 AM) these benches: wait
(1:36:43 AM) braveguitarist69: THAT BABY LOOKS MORE LIKE KRIS THAN KRIS THOUGH
(1:36:43 AM) arabellahope: all kids do that
(1:36:45 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA SHE'S ALREADY TALKING
(1:36:45 AM) these benches: HOLD DA FUCK UP
(1:36:49 AM) these benches: WON'T PEOPLE HATE US
(1:36:49 AM) BuffyX 00: LOL CALE
(1:36:49 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO CALE
(1:36:49 AM) these benches: IF WE DO A POST
(1:36:52 AM) therealkallen24: *HANDS HAILEY BACK TO KRIS*
(1:36:53 AM) windandcoffee: HAHAHAHA
(1:36:54 AM) cheapxdate x: LOLLLL
(1:36:54 AM) these benches: LIKE WAAHH ITS AN INSIDE JOKE
(1:36:55 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: dada?
(1:36:56 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL CALE
(1:36:57 AM) arabellahope: lmao
(1:36:57 AM) BuffyX 00: DON'T MAKE A POST
(1:36:59 AM) braveguitarist69: I WANT TO HOLD HER!
(1:37:02 AM) these benches: YEAH I THOUGHT THAT
(1:37:03 AM) arabellahope: is hailey like a girraffe
(1:37:04 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: =)
(1:37:05 AM) therealkallen24: IF YOU CALL HAILEY AN ASS BB ONE MORE TIME IMMA HURT YOU
(1:37:09 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:37:11 AM) these benches: hailey you are beautiful
(1:37:11 AM) arabellahope: she's on two legs and talking in an instant?
(1:37:15 AM) these benches: you have your mum's eyes
(1:37:15 AM) windandcoffee: WAIT BB HAILEY IS TALKING ALREADY
(1:37:17 AM) braveguitarist69: I HAVEN'T DROPPED A BABY IN A LONG TIME
(1:37:18 AM) these benches: YOU KNOW WHAT?
(1:37:19 AM) windandcoffee: WTF HOW ADVANCE IS SHE
(1:37:19 AM) these benches: THIS KID
(1:37:22 AM) arabellahope: she is an ass bb
(1:37:22 AM) these benches: IS LIKE FUCKING RENESSME
(1:37:23 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO
(1:37:24 AM) these benches: WHAT THE FUCK
(1:37:24 AM) ryogirl853: lol "a long time"
(1:37:24 AM) iheartbmworld: OMG
(1:37:26 AM) therealkallen24: THAT IS A TROLL
(1:37:26 AM) cheapxdate x: SHE AGES IN INTERNEST TIME
(1:37:26 AM) ionlyownmymind1: BB HAILEY IS LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS IN JACK
(1:37:29 AM) therealkallen24: IT'S NOT HAILEY
(1:37:31 AM) arabellahope: HAILEY IS A FUCKING GENIUS
(1:37:32 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL RYOOOOOOOOOO
(1:37:34 AM) these benches: SHE'S FUCKING RENESMEE
(1:37:35 AM) cheapxdate x: OMFG LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
(1:37:36 AM) arabellahope: THE NEXT EINSTIEN
(1:37:36 AM) these benches: GUYS
(1:37:36 AM) holiday in reel: SHE'S JUST LIKE RENESMEE CULLEN :')
(1:37:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG NO
(1:37:38 AM) krisallen4fake: ASSBABY4REAL IS NOT HAILEY
(1:37:39 AM) these benches: THATS A FAKE BABY
(1:37:39 AM) ionlyownmymind1: NOOOO
(1:37:41 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: )=
(1:37:41 AM) krisallen4fake: NOO
(1:37:42 AM) arabellahope: WHAT
(1:37:46 AM) these benches: RENESMEE GO BACK TO JACOB
(1:37:47 AM) arabellahope: WHO IS ASSBABY4REAL
(1:37:50 AM) krisallen4fake: IDK
(1:37:52 AM) these benches: RENESMEE CULLEN
(1:37:52 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HAILEY =/= RENESMEE
(1:37:54 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: (((GUYS FIRST RULE OF IMPROV, YOU CAN'T SAY NO)
(1:37:55 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: coooo
(1:37:55 AM) windandcoffee: :(
(1:37:57 AM) arabellahope: WERE THEY SWITCHED AT BIRTH??? OMG NOOOOOO
(1:37:58 AM) these benches: THATS NOT HAILEY THO
(1:38:03 AM) iheartbmworld: OH SHIT
(1:38:05 AM) soapychk89: wait
(1:38:06 AM) iheartbmworld: STORYLINE
(1:38:07 AM) cheapxdate x: DUN DUN DUN
(1:38:08 AM) windandcoffee: OMG WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE HAILEY
(1:38:09 AM) soapychk89: cale is here?!
(1:38:09 AM) krisallen4fake: I CAN SAY NO IF I WANT
(1:38:10 AM) krisallen4fake: IT'S MY BB
(1:38:10 AM) iheartbmworld: WE HAVE AN IMPOSTOR HAILEY
(1:38:11 AM) ionlyownmymind1: HAILEY IS NOT AN ASS BABY
(1:38:14 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YES SOAPY
(1:38:17 AM) ryogirl853: lol soapy where have you been?
(1:38:18 AM) arabellahope: WTF ASSBABY4REAL
(1:38:18 AM) soapychk89: i can't even keep up with this chat
(1:38:20 AM) arabellahope: LIES
(1:38:22 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: cooooo
(1:38:22 AM) joshuaxstardust: dun dun done
(1:38:22 AM) these benches: ik its so fast
(1:38:22 AM) arabellahope: KLIAR
(1:38:22 AM) soapychk89: i was reading fic!
(1:38:25 AM) arabellahope: DUNDUN
(1:38:27 AM) dundundone: .
(1:38:30 AM) windandcoffee: WHAT FIC?
(1:38:30 AM) ionlyownmymind1: CALE HELPED DELIVER HAILEY
(1:38:33 AM) iheartbmworld: WHICH ONE?
(1:38:34 AM) ionlyownmymind1: IRONIC
(1:38:34 AM) these benches: omg yay kale
(1:38:36 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: -cry-
(1:38:38 AM) soapychk89: LOL WHATTTT
(1:38:38 AM) therealkallen24: NO CALE IS AN IDIOT
(1:38:41 AM) braveguitarist69: :)
(1:38:45 AM) cheapxdate x: CALE ATE BURGER KING DONT LIE
(1:38:46 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: CALE TRIED HIS BEST
(1:38:49 AM) therealkallen24: HE TOOK US TO BURGER KING INSTEAD OF A HOSPITA;
(1:38:52 AM) braveguitarist69: HEY I HELPED DELICER YOUR BUNDLE OF JOIE
(1:38:52 AM) iheartbmworld: LOL CALE TOOK THEM TO BURGER KING
(1:38:54 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
1:38:57 AM) BuffyX 00: HIS BEST ISN'T VERY GOOD... BUT HE TRIED
(1:39:00 AM) therealkallen24: STFU CALE
(1:39:01 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:39:01 AM) iheartbmworld: DELICER
(1:39:02 AM) soapychk89: burger kingggg?
(1:39:04 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HE DID! GOOD TRY CALE!
(1:39:05 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YES
(1:39:07 AM) windandcoffee: A FOR EFFORT!
(1:39:08 AM) iheartbmworld: YOU DELICERED A BABY HDU!
(1:39:15 AM) braveguitarist69: I DID TRY!
(1:39:17 AM) krisallen4fake: NOW THIS IS HAILEY https://twitter.com/hailey4real
(1:39:18 AM) cheapxdate x: LUCKILY AN AMBULANCE WAS IN THE AREA
(1:39:18 AM) braveguitarist69: I TRIED SUPER HARD!
(1:39:19 AM) cheapxdate x: PHEW
(1:39:23 AM) krisallen4fake: ASSBABY4REAL IS NOT
(1:39:23 AM) krisallen4fake: OK
(1:39:25 AM) ionlyownmymind1: CALE'S SPECIAL
(1:39:27 AM) ionlyownmymind1: IT'S OKAY
(1:39:28 AM) holiday in reel: CALE IS THE DANNY GOKEY OF TROLLS.
(1:39:30 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *grabbyhands*
(1:39:30 AM) ionlyownmymind1: LMAO
(1:39:32 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: THAT AMBULENCE WAS AMAZING
(1:39:33 AM) windandcoffee: LOL HAILEY HAS A TWITTER
(1:39:33 AM) these benches: ASSBABY4REAL IS RENESMEE
(1:39:35 AM) these benches: IGNORE IT
(1:39:36 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:39:38 AM) taks0721 left the room.
(1:39:45 AM) arabellahope: WHO IS RENESMEE?
(1:39:46 AM) ryogirl853: lol another troll to follow
(1:39:46 AM) these benches: JACOB WANTS YOU RENESMEE
(1:39:48 AM) braveguitarist69: CAN I HOLD HER?
(1:39:50 AM) ASH784365 left the room.
(1:39:50 AM) arabellahope: IDK THAT STRANGER
(1:39:50 AM) therealkallen24: OF COURSE HAILEY HAS A TWITTER
(1:39:53 AM) therealkallen24: NO
(1:39:55 AM) these benches: BELLA SWAN AND EDWARD CULLEN'S BABY
(1:39:55 AM) krisallen4fake: NO
(1:39:55 AM) ionlyownmymind1: FROM TWILIGHT ANG
(1:39:57 AM) braveguitarist69: :(
(1:39:57 AM) arabellahope: WHERE IS HAILEY'S TWITTER
(1:39:58 AM) therealkallen24: YOU CAN NOT HOLD HER
(1:40:04 AM) taks0721 entered the room.
(1:40:05 AM) arabellahope: WHERE IS HAILEY'S BIRTHPOST
(1:40:05 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: cryyy
(1:40:05 AM) krisallen4fake: https://twitter.com/hailey4real
(1:40:08 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: KRISIS. THAT IS MEAN
(1:40:13 AM) windandcoffee: NO POST ANG.
(1:40:15 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HE DROVE YOU HERE HE DID HIS BEST
(1:40:15 AM) krisallen4fake: HE'D PROBABLY DROP HER
(1:40:18 AM) arabellahope: OK
(1:40:20 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HE WOULDN'T
(1:40:22 AM) therealkallen24: HE'LL PROBBLY DROP HER
(1:40:24 AM) ionlyownmymind1: TAKS YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP GOING IN AND OUT THE CHAT =/= YOUR
SEXUALITY OKAY
(1:40:28 AM) ionlyownmymind1: DONUT TEASE US LIKE THIS
(1:40:30 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOOK I'LL HOLD HERE AND CALE CAN HOLD HER HAND OK
(1:40:34 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *sniff;e*
(1:40:34 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HER
(1:40:34 AM) BuffyX 00: I BET CALE WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS A BABY
(1:40:36 AM) cheapxdate x: IF MY D.A.R.E. OFFICER TOLD ME DRINKING WOULD
CAUSE ME TO DRIVE MPREG ASS BABIES TO A FAKE HOSPITAL IN A FAKE AMBULANCE, I'D PROBABLY BE
SOBER RN
(1:40:37 AM) BuffyX 00: AND HE TURNED OUT--
(1:40:39 AM) BuffyX 00: OKAY, NEVERMIND
(1:40:40 AM) these benches: LMFAO THATS SO OMG..
(1:40:42 AM) arabellahope: LMAO
(1:40:44 AM) iheartbmworld: LMAO
(1:40:44 AM) braveguitarist69: :(
(1:40:46 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL
(1:40:46 AM) windandcoffee: LOL
(1:40:46 AM) arabellahope: KELLY
(1:40:46 AM) holiday in reel: LOL KELLY
(1:40:48 AM) iheartbmworld: D.A.R.E.
(1:40:49 AM) these benches: KALE ITS OKAY
(1:40:49 AM) therealkallen24: LOL
(1:40:50 AM) braveguitarist69: BUT... I WANT TO HOLD HER
(1:40:50 AM) these benches: PATS UR HEAD
(1:40:52 AM) therealkallen24: KELLY
(1:40:55 AM) arabellahope: VALE
(1:40:55 AM) iheartbmworld: ELEMENTARY FLASH BACKS
(1:40:56 AM) arabellahope: CALE
(1:40:57 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:40:58 AM) arabellahope: DO NOT
(1:40:59 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *waveshands* cooo
(1:41:01 AM) arabellahope: GET ANY IDEAS
(1:41:04 AM) arabellahope: ABOUT HAILEY
(1:41:05 AM) cheapxdate x: YES REALK?
(1:41:09 AM) braveguitarist69: EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO HOLD HER!
(1:41:10 AM) arabellahope: SHE'S OFF LIMITS, YOU CREAP
(1:41:12 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: HERE CALE, YOU CAN HOLD HER HAND
(1:41:16 AM) therealkallen24: I WAS LAUGHING
(1:41:21 AM) braveguitarist69: OH MY GOSH
(1:41:23 AM) braveguitarist69: HER FINGERS
(1:41:24 AM) cheapxdate x: OH LOL XD
(1:41:25 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG BRB RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS, DONT HAVE AFTER BIRTH SEX TIL I COME
BACK
(1:41:26 AM) braveguitarist69: THEY'RE SO TINY...
(1:41:27 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: SEE!
(1:41:28 AM) windandcoffee: FUCK THAT IS TOO LONG FOR TWITTER
(1:41:31 AM) ionlyownmymind1: YOU KNOW THERE WILL BE
(1:41:31 AM) therealkallen24: IKR
(1:41:32 AM) krisallen4fake: :')
(1:41:37 AM) therealkallen24: THEY ARE SO CUTE
(1:41:39 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: squuueee
(1:41:40 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: coooo
(1:41:40 AM) arabellahope: HOW BIG IS SHE
(1:41:43 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:41:46 AM) arabellahope: I NEED MEASUREMENTS FOR MY TWEET
(1:41:46 AM) krisallen4fake: I WANT HER BACK *GRABBY HANDS*
(1:41:52 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: cooooo
(1:41:53 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL 6LBS 3 OZ
(1:41:56 AM) therealkallen24: AWW BB
(1:41:57 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: 17 INCHES
(1:41:58 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA
(1:41:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: SHE'S LITTLE
(1:41:59 AM) infourseconds x left the room.
(1:42:03 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: CAUSE SHE'S EARLY
(1:42:07 AM) arabellahope: INCHES?
(1:42:07 AM) therealkallen24: SHE'S SMALLER THAN THAT
(1:42:08 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: :-D
(1:42:11 AM) arabellahope: HOW TALL/SHORT
(1:42:16 AM) holiday in reel: I SHIP HAILEY/ASSBABY4REAL
(1:42:16 AM) iheartbmworld: 17
(1:42:17 AM) holiday in reel: OTP
(1:42:21 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: 17 INCHES
(1:42:21 AM) these benches: EW
(1:42:21 AM) arabellahope: 17 INCHES?
(1:42:22 AM) therealkallen24: SHE'S LIKE 3 LBS
(1:42:22 AM) iheartbmworld: HAHA HOLIDAY
(1:42:22 AM) braveguitarist69: :')
(1:42:28 AM) arabellahope: AND 6LBS 3 OZ
(1:42:29 AM) braveguitarist69: I FEEL SO HONORED TO BE A PART OF THIS
(1:42:30 AM) these benches: RENESMEE IS TAKEN BY JACOB, HOLIDAY
(1:42:31 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL
(1:42:37 AM) arabellahope: (SHE'S NOT *THAT* EARLY)
(1:42:38 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: NO WAY THAT BE LIKE NICU BABY
(1:42:39 AM) these benches: HE PUT HIS JUICES AND SQUIRT ALL OVER HER
(1:42:43 AM) arabellahope: I WAS 8LBS, FFS
(1:42:45 AM) therealkallen24: IT'S AN MPREG BB
(1:42:49 AM) therealkallen24: THEY ARE SMALLER
(1:42:51 AM) iheartbmworld: 3 LBS LOL WTF
(1:42:54 AM) ionlyownmymind1: OMG I'M SO SAD KACI MISSED THIS
(1:42:55 AM) iheartbmworld: MAJOR PREME
(1:42:57 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SHE'S GONNA BE UPSET
(1:42:59 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LIKE SHE WOULD BE FUCKING HOSTPIALIZED
(1:43:00 AM) therealkallen24: POOR KACI
(1:43:05 AM) krisallen4fake: NOT 3 LBS
(1:43:06 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: FOR MONTHS
(1:43:07 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: *snuggle*
(1:43:09 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: cooooo
(1:43:14 AM) ionlyownmymind1: THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR READING JACOB/EDWARD
(1:43:17 AM) krisallen4fake: I THINK 6 IS ABOUT RIGHT BB
(1:43:18 AM) these benches: LMFAO
(1:43:20 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: LOL @ US ARGURING
(1:43:22 AM) cheapxdate x: LOL SHANIIIIII
(1:43:22 AM) soapychk89: lol @ you guys discussing the weight of a fake mpreg baby
(1:43:22 AM) therealkallen24: OH OK
(1:43:25 AM) therealkallen24: IDK
(1:43:25 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: I KNOW
(1:43:31 AM) windandcoffee: lolol
(1:43:32 AM) krisallen4fake: 3 IS REALLY REALLY SMALL LOL
(1:43:38 AM) ionlyownmymind1: SORRY ABOUT OUR LIVES, SOAPY
(1:43:41 AM) ELLEBEYONDINSANE: YEAH THAT'S LIKE 5 MONTHS ALONG
(1:43:41 AM) therealkallen24: YES I KNOW
(1:43:42 AM) cheapxdate x: 3 IS DEAD
(1:43:44 AM) BuffyX 00: LOL ELLE *NOW* YOU QUESTION THE REALISM OF THIS?
[snip]
(1:44:22 AM) cheapxdate x: 3 POUNDS IS A POOP
[snip]
(1:44:50 AM) ASSBABY4REAL: =( *sniffle*
(1:45:05 AM) arabellahope: ASSBABY4REAL YOU ARE NOT SANCTIONED AND OFFICIAL
(1:45:08 AM) arabellahope: FUCK OFF
P.S. This took FOREVER. :|