I Ate A Sock!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ladyshinga
samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

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synthyk
dykegrindr

it's both compelling and frustrating how much the phm book and movie are in conversation with each other regarding The Whole Grace because you'll watch a scene in the movie and go man what the fuck is wrong with this guy and then in that exact same scene in the book it will unknowingly and with great detachment detail exactly what the fuck is wrong with this guy, and then in the book you'll get through the kind of dry prose and dialogue that it's clear andy weir was writing with a gun to his own head and wonder if you're seriously being asked to care about a reddit user with a teaching license and then movie grace will blink his big weepy blue eyes and look an an alien rock spider crab like he's realizing he wants the rest of his life to start as soon as possible and you're like fuck. fuck man.