Criminal Minds - 'This is Viper; god's gift to women.'
I will do picspams that aren't of Criminal Minds at some point. I just happened to do a bunch of picspams of CM when my internet was at dial-up speed. This one details episode nine of season four of Emily and 'Viper' encounters. Basic gist: Viper is a creep who has a high opinion of himself and is not-so-secretly attracted to Prentiss. So - in extremely simple terms - the guy is a creep.
Enjoy!
Scene 1:
V: So, you think this, what did you call him? 'unsub' took my class.
H: He copied your 'the camera adds ten pounds” routine verbatim.
V: Yeah, that's a good gag.
P: If you could just give us your attendance lists, it may help us find him.
V: No.
P: No?
V: My clients expect a certain amount of confidentiality. I won't compromise that.
H: We can come back with a warrant.
V: Be my guest. But keep in mind the money I make doesn't just pay for my fabulous lifestyle. It keeps some very expensive lawyers on retainer.
P: What club did you go to last night?
M: It's a legitimate question. You seem to know a lot about our investigation.
V: Two things to learn about me. One, I outsmart and outwit alpha males like you for fun and sometimes for profit. Now, how often do you have to rely on your badge to score, Baldy? Second, last night, I was at Club Aqua and I have a stack of tex-deductable drink receipts to back up my story. Now, you might not want to believe that my style works and, under this harsh light you have the advantage.
Prentiss glare.
V: But meet me on my turf? Oh, the things I could make you do.
H: If you have any questions, give us a call.
P: Please, tell me we are not giving up on that guy!
H: We're just getting started.
Scene 2:
R: I think I might stay home tonight and man the tipline. Clubs aren't really my thing.
M: Not a chance, kid, I need a wing-man.
R: Actually, there is another angle we need to pursue.
H: We still don't know what made the unsub change his victimology. What made him stop killing prostitutes and move into the clubs.
R: The answer might be something in Viper's classes. But to find that out, we need to profile the teacher.
M: You need to bait him then, with someone he sees as a challenge.
R: You need to study him up close and personal, it's going to take someone he's already attracted to...
Looks from other team members.
P: Ohh.. oh, this is really going to suck...
Scene 3:
V: That's an excellent question. Once you know a chick is interested, how do you proceed?
Prentiss look.
V: Allow me to demonstrate.
V: This is a nice surprise.
P: Well, the Atlanta P.D and the FBI are combing all the bars you go to and it looks like I pulled the short straw.
V: Lucky me.
P: So. Why do you do it? Why do you teach guys to be somebody they're not?
V: Because it's a game. One I'm good at and I want to teach other guys how to be good at it too.
P: So, affection, sex, emotional commitment... that's all for fun, huh?
V: No. The fun is in the initial spark. It's that thing a guy does in the first five seconds that makes you go: him. What you're talking about is a different beast. You can't fake it. You have to want it. Now, why are you really here?
Todd approaches.
T: Is, um, this the guy you were telling me about?
P: Viper, this is SSA Jordan Todd from the BAU. Jordan, this is Viper, god's gift to women.
T: Wow. God sure does have a sense of humour.
V: Ha. You brought a friend.
P: You told me if I met you on your turf you'd show me something special so, let's see it.
T: Yeah, Viper, who gets pulled and who gets pushed tonight?
Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds. This picspam is purely for entertainment. No copyright infringement is intended.
Enjoy!
Scene 1:
V: So, you think this, what did you call him? 'unsub' took my class.
H: He copied your 'the camera adds ten pounds” routine verbatim.
V: Yeah, that's a good gag.
P: If you could just give us your attendance lists, it may help us find him.
V: No.
P: No?
V: My clients expect a certain amount of confidentiality. I won't compromise that.
H: We can come back with a warrant.
V: Be my guest. But keep in mind the money I make doesn't just pay for my fabulous lifestyle. It keeps some very expensive lawyers on retainer.
P: What club did you go to last night?
M: It's a legitimate question. You seem to know a lot about our investigation.
V: Two things to learn about me. One, I outsmart and outwit alpha males like you for fun and sometimes for profit. Now, how often do you have to rely on your badge to score, Baldy? Second, last night, I was at Club Aqua and I have a stack of tex-deductable drink receipts to back up my story. Now, you might not want to believe that my style works and, under this harsh light you have the advantage.
Prentiss glare.
V: But meet me on my turf? Oh, the things I could make you do.
H: If you have any questions, give us a call.
P: Please, tell me we are not giving up on that guy!
H: We're just getting started.
Scene 2:
R: I think I might stay home tonight and man the tipline. Clubs aren't really my thing.
M: Not a chance, kid, I need a wing-man.
R: Actually, there is another angle we need to pursue.
H: We still don't know what made the unsub change his victimology. What made him stop killing prostitutes and move into the clubs.
R: The answer might be something in Viper's classes. But to find that out, we need to profile the teacher.
M: You need to bait him then, with someone he sees as a challenge.
R: You need to study him up close and personal, it's going to take someone he's already attracted to...
Looks from other team members.
P: Ohh.. oh, this is really going to suck...
Scene 3:
V: That's an excellent question. Once you know a chick is interested, how do you proceed?
Prentiss look.
V: Allow me to demonstrate.
V: This is a nice surprise.
P: Well, the Atlanta P.D and the FBI are combing all the bars you go to and it looks like I pulled the short straw.
V: Lucky me.
P: So. Why do you do it? Why do you teach guys to be somebody they're not?
V: Because it's a game. One I'm good at and I want to teach other guys how to be good at it too.
P: So, affection, sex, emotional commitment... that's all for fun, huh?
V: No. The fun is in the initial spark. It's that thing a guy does in the first five seconds that makes you go: him. What you're talking about is a different beast. You can't fake it. You have to want it. Now, why are you really here?
Todd approaches.
T: Is, um, this the guy you were telling me about?
P: Viper, this is SSA Jordan Todd from the BAU. Jordan, this is Viper, god's gift to women.
T: Wow. God sure does have a sense of humour.
V: Ha. You brought a friend.
P: You told me if I met you on your turf you'd show me something special so, let's see it.
T: Yeah, Viper, who gets pulled and who gets pushed tonight?
Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds. This picspam is purely for entertainment. No copyright infringement is intended.