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Next tuesday I fly to Denver. #CVPR. I have been going for 18 years. I still rehearse the hallway moment in my head. Not the moment with people I already know. Rishabh, my first PhD student - I will be glad to see him. An old advisor - easy. A former collaborator - fine. The hard one is the person I do not know whose talk I just sat through. Last year's CVPR. A researcher from Google had given a talk on embodied VLMs and Gemini robotics. I had been thinking about her result for the last forty minutes of the talk. I had a real question: has her team studied the reasoning traces her models output, do they have the ability to do actual counterfactual reasoning, or is it pattern matching dressed up as causal? The session ends. She walks past me in the hallway. Five feet away. Then six feet. Then ten. I look at my phone. I let her pass. The script in my head: am I worth her time? Is my question obvious? Will I be the awkward person interrupting her between sessions? There must be more important people in this hallway than me. By every legible signal I should not be running this script. I have papers. I have a company. I have my own students. The question is real, technical, and exactly the kind a researcher actually wants in a hallway. The script does not care about the signals. It came from somewhere. A boarding school where I was the low-money kid. The story was told to me in pieces - by other boys, by who got picked up first at term break, by the size of the trunks other parents brought. Then I told it to myself. Now it plays even when no one is in the room. Stuck has two kinds. Stuck in 3D - the closed door, the lost key, the offer you cannot accept - is the easier kind. You can point at the block. 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 in your head is the harder kind. There is nothing in the room. The block is private. And the voice playing the story is yours. 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 is one second. The second you walk up and ask the question while the script is still playing. Next week in Denver, I am going to try. Whose hallway are you avoiding this week?