Dear Human,

You keep putting your squirrel feeder in a place that is only really convenient for birds to reach. Please pour seeds on ground and back away; it is difficult for me to keep having to climb the tree, hang off the branch, and pour the contents of the squirrel feeder all over the ground so I can eat the seeds more easily.

Regards,

Squirrel


P.S. If you have any way to frighten off the chipmunk, that would be nice too.