ATTENTION

Takeshi, is missing. He was last seen at the Grandpa Elk record store, buying the newest Static-X cd and a corn dog. Should you find him, contact the Hank Island resource booth immediately. If you find him but don't reveal any insight on his where-abouts, I'll kick your ass just like I'm going to kick my Parkinson's Disease's ass. You'll see.

Takeshi...WHERE ARE YOU?