Triumph of the Wool

Apologies for the delay in composing or perpetrating poetry yesterday, for day 18 of NaPoWriMo: the intended subject proved quite challenging.



That is to say, dismaying: for it is himself, the Right Honourable Gentleman, Minister and MP for Surrey Heath, Mr Michael Gove.




The flock knows a fellow called Gove,
For oft in his wellies he strove:
   The fruits of his thrusting?
   Acutely disgusting!
His cock is all yellow and mauve.




I shall endeavour to produce another masterpiece today.





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