a dialogue

geoff: (thinking) i must mime all my lyrics so that they are easy to understand and enhanced by my graceful movements.
steve: (walks by)
geoff: but what will i do when i say "this is the lipstick on the collar?" hmm... (sees steve) hey steve...
(an hour later)
geoff: (has a large lipstick smear on his collar)
steve: (has a large lipstick smear on his lips)

i think that speaks for itself.