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SRZ BIZNIZ: My computer is infested with spyware, and I have no idea how to get rid of it. I downloaded HiJack This, which is said to be immensely useful, but I don't actually know how to use it. The other Anti-SpyWare programs I've come across thus far are either useless or only detects the infected files without actually doing anything about the problem. Does anyone have any suggestions or advice? I really need to get the damn things off my laptop. Booting it up has become a nightmare lately.
I'm thinking happy thoughts, trying to keep from shouting in frustration. Clear blue skies, clear blue skies... ... ... Screw it, I'll just go with Sheppard in a sparkly tiara:

One of the best descriptions of the lure of McKay/Sheppard I've ever come across:
"Wow, they're like House and Wilson, only with more Batman jokes and allergies and less crippling drug addiction!" (valuable insight courtesy of
propinquitine)
I'm thinking happy thoughts, trying to keep from shouting in frustration. Clear blue skies, clear blue skies... ... ... Screw it, I'll just go with Sheppard in a sparkly tiara:

One of the best descriptions of the lure of McKay/Sheppard I've ever come across:
"Wow, they're like House and Wilson, only with more Batman jokes and allergies and less crippling drug addiction!" (valuable insight courtesy of