gaffsie 😡annoyed

Listens: I can *hear* those little files gnawing at my software

HALP

SRZ BIZNIZ: My computer is infested with spyware, and I have no idea how to get rid of it. I downloaded HiJack This, which is said to be immensely useful, but I don't actually know how to use it. The other Anti-SpyWare programs I've come across thus far are either useless or only detects the infected files without actually doing anything about the problem. Does anyone have any suggestions or advice? I really need to get the damn things off my laptop. Booting it up has become a nightmare lately.

I'm thinking happy thoughts, trying to keep from shouting in frustration. Clear blue skies, clear blue skies... ... ... Screw it, I'll just go with Sheppard in a sparkly tiara:

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One of the best descriptions of the lure of McKay/Sheppard I've ever come across:

"Wow, they're like House and Wilson, only with more Batman jokes and allergies and less crippling drug addiction!" (valuable insight courtesy of propinquitine)