"Symptoms should begin to ease within the hour, Sir."

"Bottom line, Carter," he demanded.

"Sir, going on what we have, it's my belief that we ARE dealing with the illness the Plurians suggest and I believe that Daniel WILL die if we don't get sperm into his body quickly and even then there are no guarantees."

"Can it be taken orally," he suggested hopefully, "you know, mixed with honey or something?" (Beyond Duty)

Stargate-Slash, wie lieb ich dich. *g* Ich lache, wenn ich über solche Stellen in Storys stolpere, packe sie mir als Zitate irgendwo hin, und wenn ich schon längst mit meinen Interessen weitergezogen bin, liegen diese Bruchstücke als die Streichholzbriefchen aus den Urlaubshotels, die abgerissenen Kinokarten, Konzerttickets und abgelaufenen Mitgliedsausweise meiner fannischen Existenz als Andenken bei mir herum. Und sorgen anscheinend für gelegentliche philosophische Gedanken am Vormittag. :P

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"I will use the Force to sense Obi-Wan's location."
"Don't bother," Scully said. "I've got my cell phone." (The Phantom Crossover, Kaiburr)


/Why is Master Yoda in our bedroom, Master?/ Obi-Wan asked, his mental voice edged with exaustion.
/I do not know, Padawan...perhaps we should wake and ask him?/ (Beginning Hearts, saraid)


//So ... no floods to report? No fires? No sudden out-of-body experiences?//
//Not unless this conversation counts as one, Master.// (The Mood Swing, DBKate)


Perhaps life-bonds are not meant to last forever... (Choice - The Opening Act, Dark~Angel)


"Padawan..." he whispered softly.
"Master," Obi-Wan sighed against his hand.
In two words, so much spoken. (And I Moved, sindewinder)


"Oh, what the fuck are you? Some kind of angel sent here to do good deeds?" Skinner sneered.
"No, I came through a Gate in time and space, from a galaxy far, far away. My real name is Obi-Wan, and I'm a Jedi knight." Obi-Wan waited impassively to see what the reaction to that piece of news would be. (Life-Force, Xanthe)


"Must always act the gentleman, except in battle against Amazons of course." (Trilogy 1: Liberty, Bronwyn)


"May we go to a public sex club sometime?"
"What?" Not quite aghast.
"I remember you offered to take Knight Shereld to a public sex club. I'd like to do that with you. Mate, on some dimly lit stage, with people who admire passion all around us."
"Do you mind if we try it alone first?" (Apprentice to Journeyman, Susan Smithson)


This man was so very precious to him, and so very important.
"So we'll fuck tonight?" he blurted, not willing to leave things to chance. (Apprentice to Journeyman, Susan Smithson)


[I need to meditate...]
[You need to ejaculate...] (Internal Harmony, Master Eliz-mar Von)


"Lady, I'll say this only once. Put down Veeahgrah's penis." (The Great Jedi Sacrifice, Yasmin M.)


"Talk first, you should, then later have sex." (Therapy Session, Jedi Nic)


Bound to each other in ways that go beyond understanding.
//My Obi. My love.//
//My Qui. My soul.//
//Yes. My soul.// (A Loss of Control, Jayde Amali)


"Master! Help... something's humping my leg. Get it off!"
"Easy, Padawan, that's only Master Yoda. And I am not assisting his pleasure." (Four Jedi in a Bed, Nati)


He explained that he couldn't possibly exploit Obi-Wan, it was against both his nature and his beliefs although he hoped Obi-Wan would understand that it wasn't because he wasn't attracted to Obi-Wan because Obi-Wan was indeed, a most attractive young man, and in a different hypothetical situation, were they both exercising their own free will and with no philosophical, moral or commercial issues to consider, and of course, it all being dependent on Obi-Wan being of an age where one would generally agree that he could give informed consent, well then, Qui-Gon could possibly envisage a situation where... (The Gift, Fionnabair)


The bond between them surged and Obi-Wan was flooded with a tide of deep affection, love and lust, all the things he'd been feeling since... was it only this morning? (Accepting The Inevitable, Meridian)


Qui-Gon Jinn stuck his penis through a hole in the wall.
It wasn't an experience with which he was intimately familiar or eminently comfortable. (Glory Glory Hole-elujah, Dr. Gonzo)


He couldn’t recall ever finding himself in such a situation – his lover and Padawan opposite him, an ex-lover standing in front of him, his lover’s ex-lover…no, it defied description. (Simulacrum, Mac)


Obi-Wan reeled in confusion. This man was a darksider, he could barely sense it but it was there. Yet, he fed his captive and treated him kindly. Well, except for the non-consentual sex. (Nightmare, oddjob 103)


//We are now life-bonded!!!//
//Oh joy!//
//When I die, you will die as well.//
//Oh shit!// (One too many, Master Yo-Gurt)