Prompt #3 - Deep Water
Title: Deep Water, or How Batman Ended Up Splashing Water On Three Seperate Occassions When He Didn't Plan To
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 569
Rating: Adult? (Honestly, I don't know)
Summary: Apparently, most people Batman knows don't like him.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
Author's Note #1a: If this doesn't make sense, I blame the painkillers that I'm high on following Thursday's accident.
Author's Note #1b: If this is good, I blame
decor_noctis for letting me read through the whole letter A of his Superdictionary at New Years.
Author's Note #2: This is meant to be for the word Splash, but my brain went a little crazy.
Batman was sat on the end of the pier. Batman was sat on the end of a wooden structure built out over water where ships can land. He planned to sit there all day. He thought that he would sit there all day.
However, El Dragón had other plans. El Dragon had another scheme in mind.
El Dragón hated Batman. El Dragón did not like Batman at all. He thought that Batman got too much attention. He thought that people noticed Batman too much. El Dragón thought that people would pay more attention to him if Batman wasn't around. So he pushed Batman off the pier. He exerted force onto Batman using his hands, causing him to fall off the pier.
By the time Batman got out of the water, El Dragón was gone. El Dragon was no longer there.
Batman swore. He said some very bad words. In fact, he said forty very bad words. That's as many as four tens!
Batman also swore that he would find whoever pushed him in the water. He promised himself that he would find them.
~*~
Lex Luthor was jealous of Batman. Lex Luthor envied Batman. Lex was jealous of him because Lex knew Batman was sleeping with Superman. Batman was having hot mansex with Superman every night. Lex thought that Batman needed a cold shower.
Batman was stood by a fountain, thinking about his parents. He was thinking about his mother and father, who had died when he was younger.
Lex Luthor saw his chance! He saw that he had an opportunity to do something. He pushed Batman into the fountain.
Batman bumped his head on the bottom of the fountain. He hit his head on the bottom of the fountain. Batman had a big bump on his head. He had a lump on his head caused by hitting it. The bump was so big that someone called for an ambulance. Someone called for a big van with a siren and flashing lights, which would take Batman to the hospital.
Lex Luthor laughed. He expressed amusement. He laughed because Batman would not be having hot mansex with Superman tonight.
~*~
Robin didn't like it that Batman got all the credit for everything they did together. He didn't like it that everyone thanked Batman, but no-one thanked him. So Robin decided to play a trick on Batman while they were next to the swimming pool. He decided to make Batman think he was doing a nice thing when he wasn't.
"Let me teach you this trick I can do Batman! Let me teach you this illusion." Robin said sweetly. He almost instantly regretted saying the word "trick". He knew that Batman, after his parents' deaths, had turned tricks to make money, and did not like to think about it.
Robin then appeared to be walking on the water. He seemed to be walking on the water. Really, he was walking on a plank of wood that was just beneath the water, but Batman didn't know this.
"Why don't you try it Batman? Why don't you have a go at it?"
Batman decided to have a go. Batman thought that he would try it. He thought that, if Robin could do it, it couldn't be that difficult. He thought that it couldn't be that hard.
When he fell in the water, he realised that he had been tricked by his friend.
And that's terrible.
PS: Do we really have 100 watchers? O.O
PSS: Can I have a tag? More importantly, can El Dragon and Robin have character tags?
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 569
Rating: Adult? (Honestly, I don't know)
Summary: Apparently, most people Batman knows don't like him.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
Author's Note #1a: If this doesn't make sense, I blame the painkillers that I'm high on following Thursday's accident.
Author's Note #1b: If this is good, I blame
decor_noctis for letting me read through the whole letter A of his Superdictionary at New Years.Author's Note #2: This is meant to be for the word Splash, but my brain went a little crazy.
Batman was sat on the end of the pier. Batman was sat on the end of a wooden structure built out over water where ships can land. He planned to sit there all day. He thought that he would sit there all day.
However, El Dragón had other plans. El Dragon had another scheme in mind.
El Dragón hated Batman. El Dragón did not like Batman at all. He thought that Batman got too much attention. He thought that people noticed Batman too much. El Dragón thought that people would pay more attention to him if Batman wasn't around. So he pushed Batman off the pier. He exerted force onto Batman using his hands, causing him to fall off the pier.
By the time Batman got out of the water, El Dragón was gone. El Dragon was no longer there.
Batman swore. He said some very bad words. In fact, he said forty very bad words. That's as many as four tens!
Batman also swore that he would find whoever pushed him in the water. He promised himself that he would find them.
Lex Luthor was jealous of Batman. Lex Luthor envied Batman. Lex was jealous of him because Lex knew Batman was sleeping with Superman. Batman was having hot mansex with Superman every night. Lex thought that Batman needed a cold shower.
Batman was stood by a fountain, thinking about his parents. He was thinking about his mother and father, who had died when he was younger.
Lex Luthor saw his chance! He saw that he had an opportunity to do something. He pushed Batman into the fountain.
Batman bumped his head on the bottom of the fountain. He hit his head on the bottom of the fountain. Batman had a big bump on his head. He had a lump on his head caused by hitting it. The bump was so big that someone called for an ambulance. Someone called for a big van with a siren and flashing lights, which would take Batman to the hospital.
Lex Luthor laughed. He expressed amusement. He laughed because Batman would not be having hot mansex with Superman tonight.
Robin didn't like it that Batman got all the credit for everything they did together. He didn't like it that everyone thanked Batman, but no-one thanked him. So Robin decided to play a trick on Batman while they were next to the swimming pool. He decided to make Batman think he was doing a nice thing when he wasn't.
"Let me teach you this trick I can do Batman! Let me teach you this illusion." Robin said sweetly. He almost instantly regretted saying the word "trick". He knew that Batman, after his parents' deaths, had turned tricks to make money, and did not like to think about it.
Robin then appeared to be walking on the water. He seemed to be walking on the water. Really, he was walking on a plank of wood that was just beneath the water, but Batman didn't know this.
"Why don't you try it Batman? Why don't you have a go at it?"
Batman decided to have a go. Batman thought that he would try it. He thought that, if Robin could do it, it couldn't be that difficult. He thought that it couldn't be that hard.
When he fell in the water, he realised that he had been tricked by his friend.
And that's terrible.
PS: Do we really have 100 watchers? O.O
PSS: Can I have a tag? More importantly, can El Dragon and Robin have character tags?