As Christmas break draws ever closer, I had the sudden realization that it has been far too long since any member of the Fordham Bestiality Community has been active in posting. Perhaps under the duress of finals or distress over Tinkers getting raided the other night, we, admittedly, have been rather lax. This updating time is reserved for campus member updates.
Annie Brown has recently been drinking far too much and revealing some of her true colors while intoxicated. A few nights ago (Thursday, I believe) she was in a friend's room at another dormitory and, after having approximately one and a half shots of Raspberry Pucker (which, for the record, is more than enough to get her silly drunk), demanded that her colleagues find her a horse. Echoes of phrases such as, "Get that goddamn thing over here! I'm horny!" and "I love a good horse cock!" rang throught the entire Rosehill campus, getting Brown in trouble with the Resident Assistant and also resulting in the publication of her picture and what they think was the whole story in Fordham's newspaper, The Ram. More importantly than this, however, is the fact that Brown did indeed get her horse. Apparently there are speciality sex shops in the area that rent all sorts of animals for a small hourly fee and even allow you to inspect their packages before handing over your Visa or Mastercard. Fabulous.
Don't be a kunt.
PJR
Annie Brown has recently been drinking far too much and revealing some of her true colors while intoxicated. A few nights ago (Thursday, I believe) she was in a friend's room at another dormitory and, after having approximately one and a half shots of Raspberry Pucker (which, for the record, is more than enough to get her silly drunk), demanded that her colleagues find her a horse. Echoes of phrases such as, "Get that goddamn thing over here! I'm horny!" and "I love a good horse cock!" rang throught the entire Rosehill campus, getting Brown in trouble with the Resident Assistant and also resulting in the publication of her picture and what they think was the whole story in Fordham's newspaper, The Ram. More importantly than this, however, is the fact that Brown did indeed get her horse. Apparently there are speciality sex shops in the area that rent all sorts of animals for a small hourly fee and even allow you to inspect their packages before handing over your Visa or Mastercard. Fabulous.
Don't be a kunt.
PJR