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I Have GOT To Get Me One O' These!

Hi, everybody! Want to make your own lazer death ray[1]? Just follow these simple directions[2] and you're good to go!

[1]-Actually, I'm not sure how good of a weapon this thing would be. Could theoretically set fires with it though. And definitely DO NOT point this thing in someone's eyes as a "joke".

[2]-Hat Tip to darth_spacey.