windowscreen wrote in evildeadslash 😡aggravated

The Mod Hath Spoken

This whole community started because of something some dolthead on ff.net said on his profile. I quote 'interestinly enough, i've never seen Evil Dead slash before. I guess Ash is just to macho to be gay. That and anyone who writes him as such is gonna have thier ass kicked by the rest of us ED fans. I pity the fool who tries.' Yes, spelling and grammatical errors and all, I kid you not. He didn't just say that Evil Dead slash would be gross, horrible, or unnatural. He said he would 'pity the fool who tries' to write it.

I see this as a challenge. It's not the Evil Dead part that's so challenging, I'm used to writing slash for unorthodox pairings and fandoms. You see, I took this personally. And now, writing Evil Dead slash has become my crusade. Join me in my zombie, butt-fucking quest, and show that asshole just how plausible a gay Ash can be!

Yes, I know, why was even on ff.net in the first place? It's a cesspool of 'ugh'. (edit: On the contrary, I HAVE found some good authors on there from time to time.)