Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this
Referenced the works of Mucha and Klimt.
penultimate attack for @art-by-esora !!!!!!!!1!1!
this was a quicker one but his face took YEARS i bet it’s because he’s all evil and stuff…. sigh
every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy
