Oh Yes Please!!!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I put gum in  dita_von_teese_'s hair (-12 points). In May I donated bone marrow to gothfrogette in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I put money in legomatica's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I helped tenoshii_angel across the street (6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-392 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |