This is a list on how I could totally ruin Derek[My friend's boyfriend]
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Aren't I just pure evil!?XD
1.Neuter him.
2.Chop of his little buddies.{lmao!}
3.Take away his pets.
4.Chop off his hands.
5.Bring him into Mr.Heft's office for a day.
6.Force him to move to Canada.[He hates the way they talk]
7.Fry his computer.
8.Cut off his pig-tails.
9.Dye his hair grey with white streaks.
10.Feed him dog food for the rest of his life.
11.Put a shock collar on him.
12.Make him pee on old news papers & sit in a cage for the rest of his life.
13.Make sure you do not own any weapons he can get to when doing #13.
14.Break his razor.
15.Burn ALL of his mangas!![Muhahahaha!!!!
16.Put him in Mr.Lamb's class for a week.
17.Make him study algebra.
18.Put a curse on him that even time he's with {<--wink,wink}a girl he only wants to eat blueberry pie.
19.Stand him in front of a demon & let him talk.{Ca Boom!!XD}
20.Give me a weapon & tell me where he lives.XD
21.Make him work at a gym.
22.Drop him off with the La Push Pack & let him talk to Jacob for 20 minutes.
23.Make it so he's unable to block people like me.
24.Give me the Death Note.XD
25.Make him sing in the Larkspur Chorus.[lol,zap!]
Ok.Well I think that's all..For Now.I'm sure I'll think up some more.Maybe when I don't have algebra the next day & when it's not still morning.lol.Ok.Byez for nowz!