so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don’t really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now
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it’s so crazy the level of Noise people seem to be totally cool with like they’ll have the tv on blaring mission impossible 47 on 1000+ volume dolby digital surround sound subwoofers rattling the windows while somebody’s in the kitchen making a smoothie with frozen rocks in it and also there’s a five car pileup happening right outside the door with bystanders screaming and sobbing and sirens blaring and a busted fire hydrant blasting everywhere and a pack of feral neighborhood dogs coming to play and bark in the hydrant water and they start mauling a child on the sidewalk and then the ambulance rolls up and then the neighbor starts setting off pipe bombs in his backyard and the air raid sirens go off and then they’ll just turn to you and be like hey i’m talking to you. did u even hear me just now 😡 why are you so distracted
wrote an incredibly self-indulgent line today that got me extremely flustered. and naturally when trying to figure out how to cool myself off my initial response was to say "i'm dj normal" to myself
how about you stop fucking around and call me when you're ready to actually get serious about appetizers






