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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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huh my classical education is so poor I didn't realise that Syracuse is actually in Sicily, how embarrassing! Carthage being in Tunisia makes sense, and Antioch in Turkey near Syria, Tyre in Lebanon, Caesarea in Judea, no idea where I thought Syracuse was supposed to be, it was just free floating around the Mediterranean somewhere.

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my classical education is so poor I thought Carthage was that stuff in your knees and nose.

Examples of my tumultuous relationship with a selection of foodstuffs:

  • Coriander tastes like concentrated washing up liquid;
  • Basil tastes like Aphrodite herself;
  • Parsley tastes like nothing;
  • Paprika tastes like nothing;
  • Smoked paprika tastes like smoked nothing;
  • Oregano tastes like pizza sauce, just pure joy;
  • Garlic is very mild and usually just to feel something in my life I have to use significantly more than the recipe tells me should be sufficient;
  • Lychee also tastes like soap but a sweet and fruity soap and not a savoury, bitter soap like coriander.

Next time: acceptable gloopy foods and unacceptable gloopy foods.

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subwaybug

(squid Descartes) I ink therefore I am

dear-diary-xoxo

(fish Descartes) I fin therefore I am

iwilldiewithmylosingdog

(sheep Descartes) I think therefore I lamb

thunderstruck-by-lichtenberg

(beaver Descartes) I think therefore I dam

sugar-sweet-saccharine

(fetus Descartes) I think before I am

luvbugs-sweet-silverlining

(shellfish Descartes) I think therefore I clam

bludgeoningbloody-the-virginmary

(other sheep Descartes) I think therefore I ram

otterpoplover-lars

(train Descartes) I think therefore I tram

thatswhy-ilovefall

(liar Descartes) I think therefore I sham

cmon-letmeshowyoupariahdom

(onomatopoeia Descartes) I think therefore I BAM!

currentsongstuckinthishead

(eye Descartes) I blink therefore I am

random---questions

(other eye Descartes) I wink therefore I am

isuggestmadscience

(scientist Descartes) I zinc therefore I am

eulers-biggest-fan

(submarine Descartes) I sink therefore I am

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(lizard Descartes) I skink therefore I am

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when I'm using Claude for code, it declines some of my suggestions on the grounds that they're wrong, and sometimes it's misunderstood my request and sometimes it's correct and I've made a mistake, but when I'm using Claude for writing it accepts basically everything, I can give it fifty corrections one after another and it will say that each one is an improvement on what we had before, which is an improbable success rate and the piece still sucks because neither Claude nor I can write.

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0player said: Well it’s called claude chat not claude write.

no wonder they call it Claude Code, it's giving me a heart attack here!!

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Introducing Claude Codeine: it makes the pain go away and has usage limits that one reluctantly adheres to.