too funny not to post...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
cocoapop sent to me...
cocoapop sent to me...Twelve antitheftmilks drumming
antitheftmilks drummingEleven penguins piping
Ten ducks a-leaping
Nine cats dancing
Eight poems a-nursing
Seven books a-writing
Six lesbians a-reading
Five alli-i-i-ies
Four turtles
Three computers
Two tree frogs
...and a snow in a psychology.