i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

This feels like the kind of jaded emperor shit that signals that the end really is near. Who's giving odds on how soon he'll be making cabinet secretaries duel for his amusement? Marco Rubio vs. a wolf? 13-man royal rumble to choose the next Grand Vizier White House Counsel?

If anyone from the cabinet fights it's 100% going to be RFK Jr, who is constantly being presented as some sort of super-healthy strongman despite being a nightmare ghoul.

They're gonna parade out some poor fucker and expect him to take a dive to an ancient living corpse so that they can pretend eating nothing but meat and swimming in sewage is healthy.