Oh, what my dirty little mind comes up with...
So, as I promised 
nochick_fics last night, I'd post my naughty Ed and Roy rhymes. And I blame this all on last night's FMA chat, as they were creating naughty rhymes about Ed and then Cheryl sent me a link to her story 'Roy waxes poetically' or whatever it was called. Any how here you go, Cheryl.
Their once was a boy named Ed
Who liked to get Roy in bed
He'd give the man head
And get a pat on the head
While spread him on the bed
(Gah, how crappy..)
Their once was a boy named Ed
Who liked to give men head
He'd get on his knees and suck for their please
Damn, that Ed could give good head..
Once upon a time
In a room full of wine
Roy and Ed lay in bed
Legs intertwind
Oh dearest Edo
You as seme will never come
For how on earth would you make me come?
Roy and Ed went down on bed
To catch a goold old fuck
Ed came first with a bump of his crown
And Roy came quickly after
And to gicve you all a good laugh, here's the one I wrote while I was half asleep..(warning: terrible writing and rhymeing is about to burn you eyes as you read my very half-asllep written perverted version of 'Patty a cake')
Pat a cock, pat a cock
Roy's got quite a hand!
Take me in my bum as fast as you can!
Put it in my rum!
And me come in your hand!
Put in my rum for a good old glee!
................See? I told you it was really bad.
^^;; Anyhow, hope you all got a great laugh out of my dirty renditions of nursry rhymes... I'm still working on some, so keep your eyes open for more.
nochick_fics last night, I'd post my naughty Ed and Roy rhymes. And I blame this all on last night's FMA chat, as they were creating naughty rhymes about Ed and then Cheryl sent me a link to her story 'Roy waxes poetically' or whatever it was called. Any how here you go, Cheryl.Their once was a boy named Ed
Who liked to get Roy in bed
He'd give the man head
And get a pat on the head
While spread him on the bed
(Gah, how crappy..)
Their once was a boy named Ed
Who liked to give men head
He'd get on his knees and suck for their please
Damn, that Ed could give good head..
Once upon a time
In a room full of wine
Roy and Ed lay in bed
Legs intertwind
Oh dearest Edo
You as seme will never come
For how on earth would you make me come?
Roy and Ed went down on bed
To catch a goold old fuck
Ed came first with a bump of his crown
And Roy came quickly after
And to gicve you all a good laugh, here's the one I wrote while I was half asleep..(warning: terrible writing and rhymeing is about to burn you eyes as you read my very half-asllep written perverted version of 'Patty a cake')
Pat a cock, pat a cock
Roy's got quite a hand!
Take me in my bum as fast as you can!
Put it in my rum!
And me come in your hand!
Put in my rum for a good old glee!
................See? I told you it was really bad.
^^;; Anyhow, hope you all got a great laugh out of my dirty renditions of nursry rhymes... I'm still working on some, so keep your eyes open for more.