002. kill with a smile, wound with the eyes;

[VOICE POST - PUBLIC/ALL]

*sound of feedback*

Bianchi: What. Is the meaning. Of this?

~silence~

Bianchi: I want an answer right now.

~silence~

Bianchi: Ah. So that's how it is, eh? If no one talks then all of you will have to deal with the consequences because frankly, I'm in no mood--

Female!Minion #1: It um...

Bianchi: Hmmm?

Female!Minion #1: I-it was a joke ma'am. For Valentine's? Um--

Bianchi: *sputters something in Italian* A... a joke? Submitting a personal ad to some random internet dating site and indicating my company email and address is a JOKE?!

Male!Minion #1: It was completely well-meant ma'am!

Male!Minion #2: We just figured you needed some TLC ma'am! It was Happy Hearts Day and--

Female!Minion #2: WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY!

Female!Minion #3: YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED A MAN!

~silence~

Female!Minion #2: ...or a woman. I mean, if that's your thing boss.



(OOC; Totally a mistake on Bianchi's part. Will be locked after the flood of messages/inquiries/concerned comments come in. ^^:)