"i always like to meet a fighter"

Dude. Duuuuude.

Apparently having a black eye is the key to the sex0rs. true.

Except I'm celibate, so oh well.

But tonight I got hit on more - in a fairly lightly wednesday crowd - than I ever do on a weekend. Why?

My friggin' black eye.

I'm not sure if that's sad, or if it rox0rs.

Dude, it rox0rs.

Dude.

OK, enough with the postmodern sluttiness-cum-poetry. Anyone have a cute house to rent me?