Proud creator of stupid stories (also other stuff) — While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

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The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

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While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw…

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm… 🤔