Yey for Chemistry!
I was looking through some of my old stuff and found:
The Chemisty Class Rhapsody
to the tune of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Is this the right charge?
Or is it nuetral?
Caught in the Bohr model
No escape from Chemistry
Empty your test tubes, look up to the table and see
It's arranged periodically, needs no translation
Because there's atomic size, ionized, affinity left to right
Anyways the law goes, doesn't really matter to me...
... to me...
Teacher, I drank something
Way back in the lab
Something I probably shouldn't have
Teacher, the term has just begun
And I've drunk a deadly experiment
Teacher, 03, didn't mean to take the dye
But the iodide seemed to have other ideas
So carry on, carry on, as if your skin wasn't yellow
Too late, the time has come
There's shivers down my spine
Body aching out of time
Goodbye, class, I'm blacking out
Please hurry and call the ambulence
Teacher, O3, I don't want to die
Please, please, please call 911
musical interlude, students play the test tubes like xylophones
I see something in a test tube over there!
Check it out, check it out, maybe it's reacting
Like thunderbolts and lightning, very very interesting
(Galium), Galium, (Galium), Galium, Galium, Flouride, Magnesium~~~
I'm just a student
Nobody loves me
He's just a student
Who's failing Chemistry
Spare him his grade from his stupidity
1s2, 1s3, will you let him free?
Beryillium! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Beryillum! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Beryllium! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Will not let him-
(Let me free!)
Ag, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na!!!
(*NOTE: Ag= silver, Na=Sodium)
Oh Molybdeum, Molybdeum, Molybdeum let me free!
Benzen ring has my aspirin put in me...
... in me...
IN ME!
yet another musical interlude, the students are now mixing hissing chemicals to the tune of the music. they are bonding stronium
Enter Stronium:
So you think you can bond me and not even try!?
So you think you can mess up my valence shell!?
No, baby, I need a stable octect
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of this ionic bond
the students stop mixing the chemicals and the boy who drank the benzine returns from the hospital
Periodic law is easy, anyone can see..
Electron infinity...
Ionization doesn't matter to me...
Any way the law goes...
fin.
... yeah, I wrote that in grade 10 when I should have been studying for my CHEM11A exam. I hope it helps those people on my list who are taking either CHEM11 or CHEM12A. And bring a smile to the face of anyone who's ever taken chemistry. ^____^
Read it now. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever written in my life.
The Chemisty Class Rhapsody
to the tune of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Is this the right charge?
Or is it nuetral?
Caught in the Bohr model
No escape from Chemistry
Empty your test tubes, look up to the table and see
It's arranged periodically, needs no translation
Because there's atomic size, ionized, affinity left to right
Anyways the law goes, doesn't really matter to me...
... to me...
Teacher, I drank something
Way back in the lab
Something I probably shouldn't have
Teacher, the term has just begun
And I've drunk a deadly experiment
Teacher, 03, didn't mean to take the dye
But the iodide seemed to have other ideas
So carry on, carry on, as if your skin wasn't yellow
Too late, the time has come
There's shivers down my spine
Body aching out of time
Goodbye, class, I'm blacking out
Please hurry and call the ambulence
Teacher, O3, I don't want to die
Please, please, please call 911
musical interlude, students play the test tubes like xylophones
I see something in a test tube over there!
Check it out, check it out, maybe it's reacting
Like thunderbolts and lightning, very very interesting
(Galium), Galium, (Galium), Galium, Galium, Flouride, Magnesium~~~
I'm just a student
Nobody loves me
He's just a student
Who's failing Chemistry
Spare him his grade from his stupidity
1s2, 1s3, will you let him free?
Beryillium! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Beryillum! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Beryllium! We will not let him free!
(Let him free!)
Will not let him-
(Let me free!)
Ag, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na!!!
(*NOTE: Ag= silver, Na=Sodium)
Oh Molybdeum, Molybdeum, Molybdeum let me free!
Benzen ring has my aspirin put in me...
... in me...
IN ME!
yet another musical interlude, the students are now mixing hissing chemicals to the tune of the music. they are bonding stronium
Enter Stronium:
So you think you can bond me and not even try!?
So you think you can mess up my valence shell!?
No, baby, I need a stable octect
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of this ionic bond
the students stop mixing the chemicals and the boy who drank the benzine returns from the hospital
Periodic law is easy, anyone can see..
Electron infinity...
Ionization doesn't matter to me...
Any way the law goes...
fin.
... yeah, I wrote that in grade 10 when I should have been studying for my CHEM11A exam. I hope it helps those people on my list who are taking either CHEM11 or CHEM12A. And bring a smile to the face of anyone who's ever taken chemistry. ^____^
Read it now. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever written in my life.