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Funny Story

SO FUNNY STORY.

Our former landlord Patrick has been trying to- despite the fact that we broke lease for legal/safety reasons and the loss of our sublet-candidate was kind of his fault- to squeeze as much money out of us as possible. We're going to tenancy court in two weeks.

So anyways, one thing he notes in the papers served is that it took him two months to fill the apartment. The date noted on the legal papers is 'July 1st'.

SO FUNNY STORY.

Joe and I were walking by my old apartment the other night and these two guys were out on the balcony smoking weed. So I go over and yell up to them:

"HEY, WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN?"

They give me a bit of a puzzled look and answer, without hesitation, "Uh- June 1st." like it was a no duh thing.

Oh, Patrick. I know you've been in this biz for a while, but do you really think it's a good idea to lie to the tenancy board? Additionally, I did a little digging and have screenshots that prove he didn't start posting internet ads for the apartment until May 22nd (on Kijiji, the last ad posted before his was the one I posted on, like, April 2nd).

TWO MONTHS, PATRICK? REALLY?

LOOKS MORE LIKE EIGHT. DAYS.

Fuck, I hope we can get out damage deposit back too.