UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ARE RILLY RILLY SMRT
Joe: "The Olsen twins kind of have a weird look to them. Their faces, I mean: they look like Trolls."
Becca: "Don't say that, they're really pretty!"
Me: "No, no- they kind of look like dolls."
Joe: "Yeah, TROLL dolls!"
Becca: "You're only judging them because they're in the public sphere! They're not fug!"
Joe: "I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with them because I would, I'm just saying that they have weird faces!"
Nick: "Look, we can say whatever the hell we want about people with money. They can afford to buy their pride back."
Becca: "NO!"
THIS IS THE SORT OF INTELLECTUAL DISSERTATION THAT OUR PROFESSOR CALLED A THINK TANK.
SHE LATER CORRECTED HERSELF AND REFERRED TO US INSTEAD AS A: "THINK SYDNEY TAR POND."
... also, Joe would not have sex with Gary Oldman.
Becca: "Don't say that, they're really pretty!"
Me: "No, no- they kind of look like dolls."
Joe: "Yeah, TROLL dolls!"
Becca: "You're only judging them because they're in the public sphere! They're not fug!"
Joe: "I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with them because I would, I'm just saying that they have weird faces!"
Nick: "Look, we can say whatever the hell we want about people with money. They can afford to buy their pride back."
Becca: "NO!"
THIS IS THE SORT OF INTELLECTUAL DISSERTATION THAT OUR PROFESSOR CALLED A THINK TANK.
SHE LATER CORRECTED HERSELF AND REFERRED TO US INSTEAD AS A: "THINK SYDNEY TAR POND."
... also, Joe would not have sex with Gary Oldman.