The Inkwell

I went Kayaking today. In the ocean. I felt generally detatched and kind of out of it today, but I still enjoyed myself immensely...

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Oh, and best snippet of dialogue EVAR.

Kenzie: "Oh, don't worry about me. I plan to leave this world the same way I entered it. Completely naked, kicking and screaming."
Zack: *pause* "... and through your mother?"
Kenzie: "No. Nonono. Let's not even go there."

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My computer chair is more broken than usual tonight. I'd really hate for this thing to fall apart since it is the single most comfortable piece of furniture in the entire household.

And wow, I really want to make avatars/layouts right now, but considering I can't open an image in Adobe without restarting my computer five times tonight, looks like that's not happening. Yay.

I randomly stayed up late writing this for Leslie. So LESLIE, I hope you enjoy this even though I totally went overboard with it! ^_____^

( Advice columns, UST, social taboos, molestation and randomly the longest thing I've written in a while...)

I have a strange, uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach, several canker sores and a yowling cat in the hallway keeping me awake tonight. So I think I'm going to exercise my paid account and create (FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME EVER) a poll.

Now, this is a burning question that has been on all our minds for YEARS...

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Here are some visual aids to assist you in making this life altering choice:
Breaking up is hard to do! (especially for the JLA)
"I admit it! I was lonley. I missed you :("
Dear Batman, I love surprises almost as much as...

Inspired by the wank which ensued when Heath Ledger was cast as 'The Joker'.


And, as always: Super Dickery


... and scans_daily

I've been meaning to do some promo on this for a while. Homestuck fans on my flist:

If you have not yet checked out the Homestuck Shipping Olympics, now is your chance! Teams are filling up fast, but it's never to late to start one yourself or sign on for Team Alchemieter and rock the Rare Pair fandango.

As friendly neighbourhood Palhoncho of Team Dave♥Terezi d4nc3_p4rty, I'll see you at the games???

Come on, guys, you know you want to waste the last precious days of your summer vacation participating in this. <3